Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I remember once I was exploring scorched earth with nothing but a torch and a pickaxe, I get to the red obelisk and think โOh wow this Oasis is beautiful.โ. Iโm sitting by the oasis looking at the lake when I see 3 Kaprosuchus shadows spread eagle fly over me TWICE before I finally get hit by one. Spent ages just trying to get back there and was running a 2 sabertooths straight into like 5 Argentavisโs. ;__;
More Kaprosuchus Funny Tips
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
Me and my pteranodon weโre flying over a swamp but I wasnโt keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect
You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro
I donโt mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww itโs so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex
Kaprosuchus is so balanced! Iโm sure you think so too
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
This guy is the โSURPRISE MUDAFUKAโ of Ark like for agreement
I was taming a sarco(Aka a croc on crack meth and cocaine aka shreks pet) and then a alligator on meth crack and cocaine came and then bit and then it chose to quote Trevor FROM GTA V (ararragaggaggarhahha).
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you
Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank
Kapro: โEllo neighbor.
Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten
Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.
Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized