I remember once I was exploring scorched earth with nothing but a torch and a…
I remember once I was exploring scorched earth with nothing but a torch and a pickaxe, I get to the red obelisk and think “Oh wow this Oasis is beautiful.”. I’m sitting by the oasis looking at the lake when I see 3 Kaprosuchus shadows spread eagle fly over me TWICE before I finally get hit by one. Spent ages just trying to get back there and was running a 2 sabertooths straight into like 5 Argentavis’s. ;__;
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Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.