I was taming a sarco(Aka a croc on crack meth and cocaine aka shreks pet) and then a alligator on meth crack and cocaine came and then bit and then it chose to quote Trevor FROM GTA V (ararragaggaggarhahha).

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They will steal your raptor

And quite possibly you

These guys are just salty about their bad back

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized