Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
O look at that lv 140 barry. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That's what I went through
More Kaprosuchus Funny Tips
Anyone else not like the fact that this this thing will just JUMP OUT OF NOWHERE and carry you until you die?
Me and my pteranodon weβre flying over a swamp but I wasnβt keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro
I donβt mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww itβs so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
This guy is the βSURPRISE MUDAFUKAβ of Ark like for agreement
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you
Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank
Kapro: βEllo neighbor.
Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten
Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.
Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized
If yall play ark mobile I recommend to not mess with theese ANNOYING AHH crocodiles because if they grab you you get kicked out