Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

Me: Imma build in the swamp :D
Kapro: Hold my beer...

You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

Kidnapper Crocodile. A helpful tip should have more words

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
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