Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You:*exists 1 mile away from swamp
Kapro: hEre WE gO bOyS
Doctor: helo
You:where am
Doctor: in hospital. Ok now your arm is in pluto. Hmm and ur leg is in genesis
You: wait, arnt we in genesis?
Doctor: no, this is the REAL real world
You: oh oka... WAIT WTH AAAAAAAHHHHHHH. OOOHHH THE PAAAIIIIN THOSE *BLEEP* KAPROS!!!! ONCE I GET OUTTA HERE IMA TEAR THEIR ASS HOLES OUT AND EAT THEIR *BLEEP* ING BALLS
Up pls
More Kaprosuchus Funny Tips
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
Me and my pteranodon weβre flying over a swamp but I wasnβt keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect
You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro
I donβt mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww itβs so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
This guy is the βSURPRISE MUDAFUKAβ of Ark like for agreement
My friend tamed one of these and is still prank in me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you
Bro should apply for the Olympic long jump and represent his country⦠FOR THE SWAMP!!!