Tame a sarco and name it interiator crocodile then tame a kapro and name it interiator alligator

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

Dumm raptor combine with a sarco creates this guy because this guy leaps at you like a raptor but carry’s you like the sarco but forever till your death

You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.