
Me; oh hey new ark update!
Ark; we have added killer crocodiles.
Me; eh seems like something easy to tame!
*dies*
*5 years later.*
Me; oh ark update!
Ark; the killer crocodiles can now be found where ever there is water.
Me; fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...............
Press ups so ark DOESNT see this- :/
Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.