Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:Piplup! I missed you so much! Use Hydro pump on Turtwig
Turtwig:*FAINT*
Me: Piplup... how much did you train on ark?!
Piplup: *kind of evil face* Piiiiiipluuuup
Me: forget it, I dont understand.
Piplup: ***EVOLVING***
Game"Piplup Evolved into Prinpulp"
Me: I wanted it to evolve in Sinnoh...
Prinpulp: Prin Prin(I'm a Regular Kairuku)
Me: Where is piplup?
Kairuku: D E A D. A hespertonis thing killed it.
Me: *back to sinnoh pokemon lab* *sigh*
Piplup: * Turning into a zombie *
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And thanks for reading my long,long Pokemonish Ark story! Sorry for it being so long...
Once I saw a baby one shot it with a tranq and still to this day it has a GIANT arrow sticking out of its back..
me: IMA PAINT IT RE-
-Stalagtite lvl 545 rex killed by baby kairuku lvl 3-
Me: D!.... WHAT THE HECK!! >stabs to death<
Me: realizes it said -Stalagtite lvl 545 rex KILLED baby kairuku lvl 3-
Me: >holds out crossbow and shoots self<