What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.
Skipper: FREDERICO, STOP EATING THAT THING ON YOUR ARM
Private looking at a theri: Are you my grandpa?
Kowalski: It seems like we're stuck on some ARK skipper
Rico: AUAAHHAAUHAHUAHAU (While chasing a mosochops)
Take my babies, like, literally.
A H E L P F U L T I P M U S T C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S
My level 100000 Kairuku killed a giga in one hit!
Shipper: Kowalski... Analysis? Kowalski: We seem to be in a survival game Shipper.
Rico: KhaBOom?!
Tamed four.
Kawalski, Rico, Private and Skipper at your service.
I got a penguin and then a raider while I was offline came along and liked it too so we had a brawl and the penguin who I owned kill him xD
De de dee de de de de, PENGU! PENGU!
Did you hear this theme music as a kid?
So... You have make penguins extinct just to make some shotgun?
Me casually beating the crap out of a baby penguin’s body as my gf watches in horror
Here's my short tip
Dont eat yellow snow
And don't let the penguins get you
Grab Lucille and hit Glenn as hard as possible as many times as possible to collect organic polymer.
Tame one name it Mr penguin give it the steampunk top hat skin... Goofy
IDK if anyone else said this credit to them
Get 3 and name them after the penguins in the Madagascar movie
I forgot these things were in the game
Encumber them, breed them, use air conditioners, disable resource harvesting on them, set the mothers to hostile……
RISE MY PENGUIN ARMY!!!!!! Mwah hahahaha!!!!
I tamed one online and I was hiding from a pro player and it started screaming at the top of its lungs the player kill me and left the kairuku
You know I did not know if you ate the organic polymer you would die!
Like=you either knew or you didn’t and died!
Kowalski, analysis
Kairuku has wild baby so will developer add more wild baby creature??