Me:Piplup! I missed you so much! Use Hydro pump on Turtwig
Me: Piplup... how much did you train on ark?!
Piplup: *kind of evil face* Piiiiiipluuuup
Me: forget it, I dont understand.
Game"Piplup Evolved into Prinpulp"
Me: I wanted it to evolve in Sinnoh...
Prinpulp: Prin Prin(I'm a Regular Kairuku)
Me: Where is piplup?
Kairuku: D E A D. A hespertonis thing killed it.
Me: *back to sinnoh pokemon lab* *sigh*
Piplup: * Turning into a zombie *
Please, This is Hard work so please up-vote...
And thanks for reading my long,long Pokemonish Ark story! Sorry for it being so long...
Me: hello little guys you are so cute why would anyone want to kill you guys?
Wildcard: they give you organic polymer.
Me who is poor and just built a faby: cowabunga it is.
c l u b p e n g u i n
These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
It's a penguin. I have tamed several of these little guys as I need them. Penguin is cool. Aight imma head out now.
Pro: Their polymer gives you a ten minute buff, boosting your damage and damage resistance! 😈
Noob: Ok I’ll try it
Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!
Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day
I once tamed a whole load of these and killed a giga.