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Me:Piplup! I missed you so much! Use Hydro pump on Turtwig

Turtwig:*FAINT*

Me: Piplup... how much did you train on ark?!

Piplup: *kind of evil face* Piiiiiipluuuup

Me: forget it, I dont understand.

Piplup: ***EVOLVING***

Game"Piplup Evolved into Prinpulp"

Me: I wanted it to evolve in Sinnoh...

Prinpulp: Prin Prin(I'm a Regular Kairuku)

Me: Where is piplup?

Kairuku: D E A D. A hespertonis thing killed it.

Me: *back to sinnoh pokemon lab* *sigh*

Piplup: * Turning into a zombie *

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Please, This is Hard work so please up-vote...

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And thanks for reading my long,long Pokemonish Ark story! Sorry for it being so long...

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c l u b p e n g u i n

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Do not eat the organic polymer or you will have a bad time.

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Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

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NOOT NOOT

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Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

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I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

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Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

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These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

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I got one that was stubborn and wouldn’t listen to my whistles.

I named it Karen

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Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

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