Once I saw a baby one shot it with a tranq and still to this day it has a GIANT arrow sticking out of its back..

me: IMA PAINT IT RE-

-Stalagtite lvl 545 rex killed by baby kairuku lvl 3-

Me: D!.... WHAT THE HECK!! >stabs to death<

Me: realizes it said -Stalagtite lvl 545 rex KILLED baby kairuku lvl 3-

Me: >holds out crossbow and shoots self<

What girls see: a cute penguin

What boys see: organic polymer

I guess I’ve sealed my fate with the girls

Walks up to two giant female rexes

-Kira was killed by rex lvl 34-

Slap it off a cliff and sing

Snap back to reality opp there goes gravity choke he's so mad at me but he gives up that easily nope lose your self Eminem

Hilarious

Kolwalski, status report.

I’m really getting tired of this song

A small price to pay for salvation

I had one named Bear, and I had a fluffy chicken raptor named Azul. One day Bear died out of no where. I picked up his body and opened the door. As soon as it opened Azul ate Bear body from my hands.

Rip Bear

Los penguinos de las ark,

Kawasaki,

Cago.

Ricko.

Estrepeer

For some reason I get entertained by the weirdest things so one of my favorite things to do on a free day is play toss the penguin. You get 2 mammoths and a friend and basically just toss around a wild kairuku w the mammoths grab ability. If u don’t got a friend, toss it into the ocean and watch it swim back.

Subnautica: Below Zero

The Adorable Penguin Thing

I AM A MONSTER! THE BLOOD WILL NEVER WASH OFF!! ..but dat organic polymer tho.

So cute I want one but I can't find them away from the highest levels of dire wolfs

The use for it you ask? Uh… Tame a Male and a female, breed them until you have another pair, continue breeding, and when you get your penguin farm… START GETTING FREE POLYMER 😈😈😈😈😈

Once i found out... YOU CANT PUT HElMITS ON BABY'S WHEN ON MOBILE!!!

Wait IS THIS A CLUB PENGUIN REFERENCE?!

“Kaboom?”

“Yes Rico, Kaboom”

So we basically kill a bunch of these penguins like Dodo’s, but we get some organic polymer instead?

I don’t get it.

This shows up when you type penguin

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This is when I need organic polymer (it’s my best text art gun)

Seriously… just call them penguins

Ion normally do tips, but I just realised y u use clubs to get poly.... club penguin. I hope this is the reason