If you love these guys and don't want to kill them, KILL THEIR JACKASS COUSINS THE HESPERONIS

Skipper: FREDERICO, STOP EATING THAT THING ON YOUR ARM

Private looking at a theri: Are you my grandpa?

Kowalski: It seems like we're stuck on some ARK skipper

Rico: AUAAHHAAUHAHUAHAU (While chasing a mosochops)

c l u b p e n g u i n

NOOT NOOT

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

Pengu

A good tip should have more words

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally