Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 784 · Answer 1 · 2016-12-13T17:03:04+00:00

c l u b p e n g u i n

score 288 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-15T11:06:59+00:00

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

score 222 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-17T22:28:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

score 352 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-12T19:16:28+00:00

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

score 31 · Answer 5 · 2024-03-27T02:21:11+00:00

Execute Order 66. Leave none alive

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-11-15T00:04:59+00:00

Usually I kill these for polymer, and after a few minutes, all the penguins are gone I check my inventory and it all spoiled. Make sure to check for things that spoil

score 258 · Answer 7 · 2018-02-20T18:18:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

score 128 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-08T15:46:07+00:00

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

score 221 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-16T16:37:15+00:00

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

score 121 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-04T22:36:45+00:00

I got one that was stubborn and wouldn’t listen to my whistles.

I named it Karen

score 190 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-08T03:17:34+00:00

Now presenting:

Dodos, on ice

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2024-08-31T01:23:15+00:00

Me: Oh no I dropped my thing in the seatbelt hole.

Kairuku: old up I got a looong beak

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-07T09:45:23+00:00

So... You have make penguins extinct just to make some shotgun?

score 92 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-02T00:56:17+00:00

I hate having to kill these things for their polymer. Wish other things like raptors would give polymer; I love destroying raptors for everything they have done to me.

score 89 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-03T22:46:47+00:00

Dodo: I'm the cutest bird!

Kairuku: hi.

Dodo: *leaves game*

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-25T14:46:12+00:00

Beat the life out of this to make a shotgun

score 47 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-16T20:48:48+00:00

I love how they waddle anyone agree

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2024-06-14T07:39:21+00:00

Me casually beating the crap out of a baby penguin’s body as my gf watches in horror

score 67 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-27T03:52:34+00:00

Just saying the name ‘Kairuku’ makes me feel like I’m in an anime 😂