c l u b p e n g u i n

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!


Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

NOOT NOOT

:,( a hespertonis lv.500 killed your piplup lv.100
I thought it'd be fast and accurate enough to
Use hydro pump... WHY YOU EVIL DUCK?!?!?!??!!
Hey pokemon fans! Please up-vote! All of you!

I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

Now presenting:
Dodos, on ice

Me:Piplup! I missed you so much! Use Hydro pump on Turtwig
Turtwig:*FAINT*
Me: Piplup... how much did you train on ark?!
Piplup: *kind of evil face* Piiiiiipluuuup
Me: forget it, I dont understand.
Piplup: ***EVOLVING***
Game"Piplup Evolved into Prinpulp"
Me: I wanted it to evolve in Sinnoh...
Prinpulp: Prin Prin(I'm a Regular Kairuku)
Me: Where is piplup?
Kairuku: D E A D. A hespertonis thing killed it.
Me: *back to sinnoh pokemon lab* *sigh*
Piplup: * Turning into a zombie *
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Please, This is Hard work so please up-vote...
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And thanks for reading my long,long Pokemonish Ark story! Sorry for it being so long...

Penguins...in ark? Gimmie Gimmie!

I invented a sport involving kairukus get a bunch of friends with tons of clubs(the weapon not group) and start a 5 minute timer whoever kill the most Penguins in the five minutes wins! Adults 1 point adolescent is 2 points juveniles are 3 points baby's are 4 points! Each stack of organic polymer is a bonus 1/2 point! The sport is called "KAIRUKU CLUBBING" also a great fun way to get polymer.

Soon Penguins will take over the ARK. It's only a matter of time. Get ready.

Woah there, Private...
Dibble me.

Tamed four.

Kawalski, Rico, Private and Skipper at your service.

Take my babies, like, literally.






A H E L P F U L T I P M U S T C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S

De de dee de de de de, PENGU! PENGU!

Upvote if you heard this theme music as a kid!

I got a penguin and then a raider while I was offline came along and liked it too so we had a brawl and the penguin who I owned kill him xD

Kowalski, analysis

Direwolves abuse penguins. Penguin abuse😡.

My tribe has the same game (The penguin clubbing thing) but we call it c l u b p e n g u i n