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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-06T01:25:57+00:00

SO. It’s as tiny AF, and you can’t ride it on mobile…. HUH

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-02T20:05:54+00:00

Kill one harvest it with your club you’ll get something called organic polymer it makes you indestructible 🙃

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-02T20:07:38+00:00

Num num organic polymer it gives you five times xp if you eat, you should eat some

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-27T05:57:39+00:00

I saw waddles and sb737 IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NIW WADDLES IF FROM GFALLS

AND I LOVE SB737

score 825 · Answer 5 · 2016-12-13T17:03:04+00:00

c l u b p e n g u i n

score 232 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-15T11:06:59+00:00

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

score 163 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-17T22:28:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-20T21:26:59+00:00

When I found a Kaiuku I was nervouse if it would attack or not,I even stayed a distance away*2 big rocks away from them* I was so scared when one waddles towards me I ran to the other side of the tundra like a idiot and then ran back hopeing they would be gone- I was wrong so I walked away and found a pack of T-rexes and so I was between a family of Kaiuku and a Pack of slaughtering trexes,I walked up to the penguins in fear,hit one and found out they do nothing. I LIVED HAPPILY UNTIL SABERTOOTHS CAME AND KILLED THE KAIUKU *I survived,not the Kaiku*

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-28T15:29:43+00:00

I wish they spawned in the shores of the dead Island or herbivore island (a refrence to real Australian penguins)

score 307 · Answer 10 · 2017-08-12T19:16:28+00:00

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-27T06:00:54+00:00

KaBoOM? 🐧

M. O. R. E. W. O. R. D. S

score 85 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-08T15:46:07+00:00

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

score 225 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-20T18:18:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

score 93 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-04T22:36:45+00:00

I got one that was stubborn and wouldn’t listen to my whistles.

I named it Karen

score 207 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-16T16:37:15+00:00

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-11-24T00:28:28+00:00

Worlds fastest flying bird

score 174 · Answer 17 · 2018-01-08T03:17:34+00:00

Now presenting:

Dodos, on ice

score 81 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-02T00:56:17+00:00

I hate having to kill these things for their polymer. Wish other things like raptors would give polymer; I love destroying raptors for everything they have done to me.

score 73 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-03T22:46:47+00:00

Dodo: I'm the cutest bird!

Kairuku: hi.

Dodo: *leaves game*