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Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

Shipper: Kowalski... Analysis? Kowalski: We seem to be in a survival game Shipper.
Rico: KhaBOom?!

Dodo: I'm the cutest bird!
Kairuku: hi.
Dodo: *leaves game*

I hate having to kill these things for their polymer. Wish other things like raptors would give polymer; I love destroying raptors for everything they have done to me.

NOOT NOOT

Just saying the name ‘Kairuku’ makes me feel like I’m in an anime 😂

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!


Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

My level 100000 Kairuku killed a giga in one hit!

I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

Baby Pengu: Chillin
Me with a club: NOOT NOOT B#$$H

Once I saw a baby one shot it with a tranq and still to this day it has a GIANT arrow sticking out of its back..
me: IMA PAINT IT RE-

-Stalagtite lvl 545 rex killed by baby kairuku lvl 3-

Me: D!.... WHAT THE HECK!! >stabs to death<

Me: realizes it said -Stalagtite lvl 545 rex KILLED baby kairuku lvl 3-

Me: >holds out crossbow and shoots self<

They believe they can fly.

RISE MY PENGUIN ARMY!!!!!! Mwah hahahaha!!!!

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

Here's my short tip
Dont eat yellow snow
And don't let the penguins get you

Now presenting:
Dodos, on ice

I plan on getting one of these and naming it Weaponized Assault Penguin (WAP— get it-)

I have a pen of 30 of these and they eat like 1000 fish meat a day
-muffin