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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.
c l u b p e n g u i n
NOOT NOOT
I had a baby penguin called baba.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
I liked baba.
But the raiders didn't.
Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave
Rip club penguin
Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii
Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii
Now presenting:
Dodos, on ice
Dodos, on ice
Woah there, Private...
Dibble me.
Dibble me.
I invented a sport involving kairukus get a bunch of friends with tons of clubs(the weapon not group) and start a 5 minute timer whoever kill the most Penguins in the five minutes wins! Adults 1 point adolescent is 2 points juveniles are 3 points baby's are 4 points! Each stack of organic polymer is a bonus 1/2 point! The sport is called "KAIRUKU CLUBBING" also a great fun way to get polymer.
Soon Penguins will take over the ARK. It's only a matter of time. Get ready.
Take my babies, like, literally.
A H E L P F U L T I P M U S T C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S
A H E L P F U L T I P M U S T C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S
Direwolves abuse penguins. Penguin abuse😡.
De de dee de de de de, PENGU! PENGU!
Upvote if you heard this theme music as a kid!
Upvote if you heard this theme music as a kid!
Tamed four.
Kawalski, Rico, Private and Skipper at your service.
Kawalski, Rico, Private and Skipper at your service.
I got a penguin and then a raider while I was offline came along and liked it too so we had a brawl and the penguin who I owned kill him xD
Kowalski, analysis
My tribe has the same game (The penguin clubbing thing) but we call it c l u b p e n g u i n
The second most dangerous Dino in the game comes just after the almighty dodo bird😂
These guys are the dodos of the north but with a passive ability!
I ate the organic polymer wondering how bad it was, Don’t make the same mistakes as me I lost a shotgun 200 simple shotgun ammo full ghillie armour and a full set of metal tools. So don’t ever make the same mistakes as me.
-DeathMongrel
-DeathMongrel
Okay if you take this and have a nerdy glasses skin give it a hide helmet with the skin on and equip it to the penguin