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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 763 · Answer 1 · 2016-12-13T17:03:04+00:00

c l u b p e n g u i n

score 274 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-15T11:06:59+00:00

Put a Santa hat on it and re name it Santa kairuku.tell your friends it's a new Christmas update for ark and watch them try and figure out how to get a penguin like yours.its funny.TRUST ME!

Updoot if you like this idea...have a great day

score 201 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-17T22:28:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

score 333 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-12T19:16:28+00:00

I had a baby penguin called baba.

I liked baba.

But the raiders didn't.

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-04T21:10:38+00:00

Once open a time there was a penguin one day. The penguin looks behind him and saw a dark shadow holding a club and the shadow said polymer😈😈😈

score 242 · Answer 6 · 2018-02-20T18:18:52+00:00

Smile and wave boys.. smile and wave

score 113 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-08T15:46:07+00:00

These things drop yummy candy called organic polymer. The candy is so delicious that it takes you to heaven

Literally

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-12T04:33:01+00:00

Should I do I say but this is how it is I say

score 104 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-04T22:36:45+00:00

I got one that was stubborn and wouldn’t listen to my whistles.

I named it Karen

score 210 · Answer 10 · 2017-07-16T16:37:15+00:00

Rip club penguin

Rest in spaghetti never forgotetii

score 180 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-08T03:17:34+00:00

Now presenting:

Dodos, on ice

score 83 · Answer 12 · 2020-07-03T22:46:47+00:00

Dodo: I'm the cutest bird!

Kairuku: hi.

Dodo: *leaves game*

score 85 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-02T00:56:17+00:00

I hate having to kill these things for their polymer. Wish other things like raptors would give polymer; I love destroying raptors for everything they have done to me.

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2023-06-14T04:33:10+00:00

Yo, i thought of sumthin

3 penguins

A lotta monke

1 dinopithecus

One equus

Kowalski, Skipper and Rico, The monkes, Alex the Lion, Marty the Equus, and i guess some gray monkes for the lemurs

score 38 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-16T20:48:48+00:00

I love how they waddle anyone agree

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-11T22:55:42+00:00

I give nubs organic polymer and tell em to eat it I'm truly a nice guy.

score 59 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-27T03:52:34+00:00

Just saying the name ‘Kairuku’ makes me feel like I’m in an anime 😂

score 109 · Answer 18 · 2017-06-16T17:27:00+00:00

I invented a sport involving kairukus get a bunch of friends with tons of clubs(the weapon not group) and start a 5 minute timer whoever kill the most Penguins in the five minutes wins! Adults 1 point adolescent is 2 points juveniles are 3 points baby's are 4 points! Each stack of organic polymer is a bonus 1/2 point! The sport is called "KAIRUKU CLUBBING" also a great fun way to get polymer.

score 42 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-12T05:37:54+00:00

Me: hello little guys you are so cute why would anyone want to kill you guys?

Wildcard: they give you organic polymer.

Me who is poor and just built a faby: cowabunga it is.