He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

Do the world a service and invest in a rifle and scope to get rid of these suckers. Or a tame flyer, but thats not as satisfying.

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!