Hippidy hoppady your food is now my property

Ichthyornis stole your raw meat

Who needs it when you have kibble

Ichthyornis stole your wooden wall

Never knew I had that

Ichthyornis stole your cryopoded lvl 234 Giga

WHY YOU FRICKIN TURD

These guys are the most annoying thing in this game. Legos are number 2. Then Micro-Raptors. Then finally. Troodons. The reason these guys are the most annoying is because they steal your stuff. Eat it. And then you have to throw spears and other stuff to kill the darn thing as it circles above right out of your reach. Then you finally kill it. Just for your stuff not to be there. You agree right?

My new mission on the new ark is to tame one of these guys and call it Greg. It stole so much without me even realizing it was a thing after coming from old ark mobile. When my spyglass disappeared from my hand and sat next to me on the ground I realized where my last 3 bows had gone. I will call him Greg the kookaburra who laughs at you after he stole your stuff and leaves you confused

Weeks ago a built my base at the blue ob on ragnarock now I just made an ascendant long neck rifle that took 12000metal to make I went to test the gun on some sabers the same that killed my parasur I’ve had since day one, killed em all on my way back this stupid bird stole it so I kiled it and did not get my gun back one like equals one killed

Icthy: yoink! Das mine now

Mobile Itchy: A- …

Thats the thing, they dont exist

I dont think he a thief he only stole my master craft rifle.

Everything fun and jokes until this mf steals ur cryopod

Itchynoris:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

me:..... make it stop

Itchy:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MI-

Me: pulls out shotgun STOP it

Itchy:MINE

Me:I'll ki- your shotgun has been stolen by a itchyornis

Also me: nooo

Itchy:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

Whould you rather be targeted by this or pegomastax

It was me who said if this birb plucks a wyvern egg out of your pocket

I TOLD THE FUTURE

Also im sorry for your loss person who lost their wyvern egg

It stole my wyvern egg. I now have depression..

I have loaded of c4 bombs in my inventory and one of these just stole the remote!😳💥

Ichthyornis stole your mejoberries!

Meh, my bronto farms that

Metal removed!

Ok let me get off my anky and grab that

Ichthyornis stole your medical brew!

Ok, you just declared war on me

Assault rifle removed!

Ah, fine let me just shoot you and goodbye

You know how these guys normally steal your items. Well this one stole my flipping Lystrosaurus and started taunting me with it whilst I stood there helpless.

I SAID SEAGULLS, HMM, STOP IT NOW

This guy took my 3 bolas just to drop 4 in return

See this ascendant crossbow? It's mine now.

we can all agree, seabird salad is all they’re good for.

-the red owl

If I had to choose between fighting this or a giga, I’d pick the giga.