My friend tried out ark for the first time and he told me that he instantly died to a “pigeon” I was trying to tell time that it was more likely an Ichthyornis, but he just kept saying “pigeon” 🤣
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
Maybe if we got itchyornis and ithyosaurus together they could itch each other’s itchy spots. Or eat each other. I have said itchy too many times.
— plastic bag
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
