I thought I could ride it-

Your only hope is se but the problem is you get set aflame by going outside to walk your pet pego

WHY! WHY! WHY!

Why do people keep calling it a seagull!

Oh sure it steals your sandwiches, that’s one thing right!

But look at its head while it’s perched! It looks like a dang Pelican!

These over rated seagulls will dive-bomb you and steal your stuff, just like real life

This thing eats the kibble of the second most annoying thief in the game because that makes sense I guess that's where it gets it from

a friend of mine tamed a lystrosaurus and tried to take it home. next thing i see, this son of a seagull scoops it and it starts raining lystrosaur limbs and pieces onto the both of us. rest in peace, piggy, rest in peace.

What I meant to say was..... WAITED A FEW MINS FOR FERT DODO EGG. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, AN ICHTHYYORNIS STEALS ONE OF THE FERT DODO EGGS AND EATS IT!!!!well of course it will eat it. it eats EVERYTHING! STOP STEALING!!!!

“U expected pelagornis but it was me, icthy!”

Hey why is that fish flying? 5 seconds later I lose my food to one of these. -_-

he attacc, he protecc, but most importantly, he steal ur narcotic stacc

This smug loser circled me for 3 whole days. Best solution? Ditch all your stuff in a box, then kill your character.

Give me my narcotics back now *throws spear*

If the day comes when you must find me again, just give that coin to any man from the island and say these words to him: Valar Ichthyornis

Has anyone seen my berries ichthyornis I don't know 🤷‍♂️

Ichthyornis

I:I rob u

C:imma piece of crap

T:time to steal u stuff

C:im more piece of crap

Y:y must I be hated

O:o flip time to rob u more

R:really I’m crap

N:now I eat u narcotics

I:I’m only crap

S:so can I rob u

Me: has 60 raw mutton, master craft saddle, 10 cryopods, ascendant gear, and 30 narcotics.

Me: run to give Rex narcs bc he about to wake up

Ichthyornis: “StReAM SnIpEd At 3:00 A.M GeT rEkT LoL!”

An Ichthyornis stole your Narcotics!

Me: “Out of all of the crap I had, why that!”

Me * loads up ascendant assault rifle*. “So anyways, I started blasting.”

Me: yes I finally got an assault rifle!

Bird: oooo I haven’t stolen one of those in a while

Me: bring it on bird brain

Me: (pulls out sword)

Bird: mine

Me: thanos help me!

Thanos: but I’m watching your epic rage

Me: I kill u both

Me: (disarms thanos and snaps)

Me: I’m victorious 😀😀😀😀😂😀😀😀😀

HIDE YOU GRANNY, THIS THING WILL SNATCH HER WEAVE.

I wanted to be friends, but he chose starvation and violence ( loads bow and arrow*)

* I'm bad at ark

Jack***- every ark player ever…