(Me taming a Rex)
*Removed: x19 tranq darts*
Me:…
Rex: I killed your argy.
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
It’s all fun and games until this guy steals your small pet
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Oh what a lovely day…. Ichthyornis you sure about that?
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)