Me: yes I finally got an assault rifle!
Bird: oooo I haven’t stolen one of those in a while
Me: bring it on bird brain
Me: (pulls out sword)
Me: thanos help me!
Thanos: but I’m watching your epic rage
Me: I kill u both
Me: (disarms thanos and snaps)
Me: I’m victorious 😀😀😀😀😂😀😀😀😀