Human: *makes progress*

Itchyornis: *spanish man laughing*

Human: *notices seagull and pulls out bow*

Itchyornis: *swoops downs and drops their bow down to the ground”

Human: *anger Intensifies*

Itchyornis: *buahahaha loser*

Human: *rages uncontrollably*

Itchyornis: *kills human*

Hooman has left the chat

He protcc
He attacc
But most importantly
He at narcotic stacc

Everybody talking bout this bird eating items but not talking about this bird eating me out

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!

"An icthyornis stole your pickaxe"

Me: "Prepare to die"

Ichthyornis stole your raw meat
Who needs it when you have kibble
Ichthyornis stole your wooden wall
Never knew I had that
Ichthyornis stole your cryopoded lvl 234 Giga
WHY YOU FRICKIN TURD

"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga


What was the second one again?

Real men kill it with a Alpha king Titan