Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

ichyornis stole your wood
???
ichyornis stole your stone
?!?
ichyornis stole your narcotics
what the
ichyornis stole your mom
YOU LITTLE @$?!&
ichyornis stole your life
me pulls out auto guided missel launcher oh no you DIDNT
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
This MF REALLY TOOK MY WATERSKIN AND ATE IT.
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Up to get these stupid ,dumb ,idiotic things out of ARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:/-DO IT NOW
One of these dumb birds stole and ate the narcoberries i had in my inventory and I bet the idiot knocked himself after eating them.
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur stack of bio tox now donβt mind me.
Me: um ok
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur journeymen longneck now donβt mind me.
Me: WHAT THE F-
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
If this was out of the game I would stop crying at night
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys