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Ichthyornis
ichyornis stole your wood ??? ichyornis stole your stone ?!? ichyornis…

Ichthyornis
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ichyornis stole your wood

???

ichyornis stole your stone

?!?

ichyornis stole your narcotics

what the

ichyornis stole your mom

YOU LITTLE @$?!&

ichyornis stole your life

me pulls out auto guided missel launcher oh no you DIDNT

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He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

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I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

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You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

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Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

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Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

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He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

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The trick to kill these guys are to sling shot them as they are swooping you.

-Nothosaur

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Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

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Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

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MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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