Thank you lamprey

-no name

Words

Recently rewatched all the trailers for each season in apex, brought back a ton of memories.

Back when peacekeeper wasn’t a care package gun, back when peacekeeper with barrel choke was meta. Back when barrel choke even existed! I even remember back when it was just lifeline, Gibraltar, bloodhound, wraith, Bangalore, pathfinder, caustic, mirage, and octane. I miss prowler back when it wasn’t a care package weapon, that thing was as good as the spitfire.

-Lamprey

I play a good amount games, so I’ll just give a list of games I mainly play.

Apex Legends (been playing since season 1)

Ark

Castle crashers (good game, would recommend.)

Destiny 2 (made by halo devs)

The halo games, along with halo wars 2

Drake hollow (good survival game)

Gang beasts (good fighting game, would highly recommend playing with friends because you can get some good moments)

Forager (somewhat like a survival game)

No man’s sky

Subnautica (haven’t played since I completed it.)

Portal knights (cool game, would recommend.)

Sea of thieves (hard pirate game, other players can raid and steal your treasure, so you should play with friends.)

Rocket league (only play it with friends.)

Secret neighbor (don’t play it much.)

Terraria (very cool game, would recommend.)

World War Z

And ultimate chicken horse (only play it with friends.)

That’s about most of the games I play, but there’s some more.

-Lamprey

I’m on DTGs side, and I’m gonna stay mo matter what.

-Apex

I’m not allowed to play call of duty, mainly because it’s an 18, and I generally steer away from games wheee you kill people. Titanfall 2 is an exception because of its really good Titan fights.

-Apex

Apex, are you staying during this argument? Swamp and Snek have already left, but I’m staying till the very end where if dilo somehow gets everyone on her side, and there’s nothing I can do, I’ll go to the mobile server. But I’m on DTG’s side seeing that she just betrayed an ally. What happened was after 4 days of her being kicked, snek and CL1 both went to her base and gave her a unicorn and resources, but now she’s acting like snek didn’t do that and did the complete opposite. I was there when it happened.

-Lamprey

I know my friend plays Doom Eternal, which I’m not too surprised about. He’s watched the movie “IT.” He plays a lot of other games that are rated M too.

-Lamprey

Just watched a video of someone playing Doom 2016 and it was.... disturbing.

The violence...

Too much...

That bit when he sawed that monster in half down the middle with a chainsaw was so gory, so much blood. And the explosions, the arms and chunks of flesh flying in every direction. When he pushed a zombie to the ground and stomped on its head... THERE WERE BRAINS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!!!

SO GORY!!!!!!!

Then I just had to watch a compilation of every finisher in Doom 2016, and it was 10 times worse.

-Horrified Apex

Yeah every time I replay Titanfall 2 (done it like 3 times now) I still get sad when BT dies.

-Apex

Just completed titanfall 2, nothing much but a bit sad to watch BT die again.

-Lamprey

I would really recommend the Doom games. Doom 1 and 2 are from the early 90s and are really pixelated. The most violent thing is that you can blow monsters apart. Doom 64 was released for Nintendo 64 in 1997, but can be gotten on other consoles. Doom 3 is meant to be a really scary horror game. I haven’t played it, mainly because it’s ‘too grown-up’ but I doubt it will bother me, I’m pretty mature for my age. Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal are apparently two of the most violent games ever, allowing you to brutally dismember monsters in incredibly graphic ways. One monster, called the prowler, has two incredibly graphic finishers. One involves ripping its chest open and the other involves pulling its spine out. I haven’t played then either.

However, I would recommend the old ones, but you can try the new ones.

-Apex

Been playing titan fall 2 again, haven’t played it in a while. I’m playing on hard and it’s not much of a challenge, some parts are a challenge, but should I up the difficulty to max? Also, here’s how the Kane fight went:

Kane: finally, a knife to knife fight!

Me: Are you threatening BT?

Me: *shooting Kane’s titan and destroys his shield*

Me: *activates salvo core and destroys kane*

Never threaten BT or you will be destroyed just like him, he must be respected.

-Lamprey

I think Sneks stories are all PGs and PG-13s. Dodo Tales is probably a PG-13. Song of Compys and Gigas is war, so probably a PG-13. Swamps are probably all PGs, with some possibly being PG-13s. I imagine it’s probably the same for all the others, I definitely write the most violent fanfics, and the crossover will end up being R. Mainly because I’m in it.

-Apex

Well the shark in Jaws is killed when the main character shoves an explosive tank into its mouth and then shoots the tank, which blows up. There’s a huge fountain of blood and then the sharks partially destroyed body sinks to the sea floor. In gremlins they die quite graphically. The first Gremlin to die is shoved into a blender head first, and is sliced up and blood goes everywhere. The second one is stabbed to death and the third is pushed into a microwave where it starts groaning from the heat and pressure, then its head explodes. Another is shot by another gremlin and all of the remaining ones (apart from the leader) are blown up when the building they’re in explodes. The leader is then exposed to sunlight and falls into a fountain, then he melts down to a skeleton, which then jumps out to attack the main characters, but then the skeleton melts. I can’t really remember how they die in the second one. I remember at the end they all melt from being exposed to sunlight.

Jaws is 12a for me and Gremlins is 12, but they’re probably PG-13 for you. When Gremlins was released it was 15/R because there was no 12 rating when it came out, but it was re-rated recently.

-Apex

How do the gremlins die and the shark from jaws?

-Lamprey

If they were film ratings, I bet most of them would be R for blood and gore, and because there’s no 16+ , I think the most nonviolent one could be 16+ maybe. Although most would be rated R, but I don’t think it would be a NC-17.

-Lamprey

Jaws has some nasty stuff, in one scene someone is dragged underwater and eaten but it’s dark and no blood is seen. But later in the film someone finds the persons half eaten remains and they’re taken to be studied. The person studying them then lifts up a severed arm from the remains. Another scene someone is eaten and their severed leg is shown sinking to the sea floor. The scariest scene for me is when someone is pulling a shark tooth out of a hole in an abandoned boat when a human head appears out of the hole with an eye missing. The sharks death itself is quite graphic as well. Overall it’s not as bad as Half Life or other things I’ve seen, e.g. Gremlins. Though in Gremlins only the Gremlins die horribly.

-apex

If my stories were films what age ratings do you think they would have?

-The Apex Predator Person

Yeah dogs are hyper, i definitely know that.

I own a husky.

Probably one of my most hyper dogs n the world.

-Apex

I always thought Jaws was rated R, but I guess not. I just checked it and it says “PG” along with a reasonable amount of blood from a shark attack, and some say PG13. And about the German Shepard being stabbed, that’s sad but I wouldn’t feel as bad if I were a dog person, I think dogs are a bit too hyper.

-Lamprey