Put a tracking device on it, if you die while he is on your shoulder it runs away to a safe location where that is no-one knows lol. Btw if you see Wilson tell him it's safe to come home now... WILSON!!!
I have concluded that bulbdogs have more charge capacity glowtails have more regen speed feather lights have more emission range and shinehorns have a bit of all those stats therefore shinehorns are the best