Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it
Fjordhawk
The Fjordhawk is a scavenging bird in ARK: Survival Evolved that is included in the free DLC map, Fjordur, on June 12, 2022. It can fetch items and locate injured targets. After dying, the Fjordhawk can retrieve and return your items once you die.
Jokes and funny moments about the Fjordhawk from ARK players.
They will bring back anything you have lost.
Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)
Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”
Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear
Me: Got thyla’d in midair-
Fjordhawk: You dropped this.
Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.
Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII
Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves
"Mom, can we have argy?"
"No, we have argy at home"
Argy at home:
This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby
If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.
Human “Man I can’t get my stuff back.”
Fjordhawk “ hold my beer.”
Aka helps get you loot when you die.
Tame this=keep inventory enabled
So i was tryna tame one for the first time, i started killing things around and a lot of the little guys were eating and their taming bars were going up slowly but surely, but then i noticed they kept going back to zero % every few seconds, i didnt understand and i got really…
So i was tryna tame one for the first time, i started killing things around and a lot of the little guys were eating and their taming bars were going up slowly but surely, but then i noticed they kept going back to zero % every few seconds, i didnt understand and i got really angry, THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY SINOMACROPS THAT KEPT SCREAMING AT THEM AND RESETING THEIR TAMING, so if you have a sino just turn off its "auto Scream" if you have it on.
Fjordur is a new map that will come out in June 2022 I think fjodur is currently a mod map and syntac has a series on it if you would like to see the map but I doubt they’ll keep the drakes and fenrir etc etc.
-Tek_Reaper
Can’t be carried by anything else other than human.
*logic has left the chat*
I'm totally gonna name one deformed argy
There is more to ark a fjordhawk more
Me: crap I died
Fjordhawk: here you go
Me: great…wait where is my otter?
Fjordhawk: I can’t carry Creatures
Me:WDYM YOU CANT PICK UP A RODENT
Dude I’m a falconer so this is so cool thank u so much omg
Fojorhawk: sorry about your death! So I should bring stuff back!
Corrupted Petranodon swarm: I doubt that buddy.
Your FJOR HAWK lvl 150 was killed by a corrupted pterodon!
Get an argy named dr evil and a hawk named mini me
Oh, can we please not have another shoulder mount?
With wildcard?
NOW WAY!!!
Otters, jerboas, smaller mammals are there too, even that goofy emolga is arriving to be friends with you,
Poop throwing monkeys they aren't of much use,
Even a vulture that makes you feel…
Oh, can we please not have another shoulder mount?
With wildcard?
NOW WAY!!!
Otters, jerboas, smaller mammals are there too, even that goofy emolga is arriving to be friends with you,
Poop throwing monkeys they aren't of much use,
Even a vulture that makes you feel mentally abused!
CLIMB ABOQRED WITH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS
Now we added a haAWWk-uh!
CLIMB ABOARED WiTH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS!
Made by Beanzles
Supposed to be a magic school bus parody