Can’t be carried by anything else other than human.
*logic has left the chat*
Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it
Me:goes to wyvern trench not scared
He dies
Noooooooooooooooo
They will bring back anything you have lost.
Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)
Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”
Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII
Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves
Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear
Me: Got thyla’d in midair-
Fjordhawk: You dropped this.
Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.
"Mom, can we have argy?"
"No, we have argy at home"
Argy at home:
This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby
If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.
Tribemate: how we gonna get these magmasuar eggs man, we’re gonna loose out mounts in the process
Me with a Fjordhawk: hold my mount-