Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it

They will bring back anything you have lost.

Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)

Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”

Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear

Me: Got thyla’d in midair-

Fjordhawk: You dropped this.

Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.

Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII

Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves

"Mom, can we have argy?"

"No, we have argy at home"

Argy at home:

This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby

If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.

Human “Man I can’t get my stuff back.”

Fjordhawk “ hold my beer.”

Aka helps get you loot when you die.