Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Oh, can we please not have another shoulder mount?
With wildcard?
NOW WAY!!!
Otters, jerboas, smaller mammals are there too, even that goofy emolga is arriving to be friends with you,
Poop throwing monkeys they aren't of much use,
Even a vulture that makes you feel mentally abused!
CLIMB ABOQRED WITH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS
Now we added a haAWWk-uh!
CLIMB ABOARED WiTH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS!
Made by Beanzles
Supposed to be a magic school bus parody
More Fjordhawk Funny Tips
Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it
There is more to ark a fjordhawk more
They will bring back anything you have lost.
Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the painπβ)
Swear to god, Iβm going to end up killing so many of them that are named βTony Hawkβ
Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear
Me: Got thylaβd in midair-
Fjordhawk: You dropped this.
Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.
Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII
Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves
"Mom, can we have argy?"
"No, we have argy at home"
Argy at home:
This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby
If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.
Human βMan I canβt get my stuff back.β
Fjordhawk β hold my beer.β
Aka helps get you loot when you die.