Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it

There is more to ark a fjordhawk more

They will bring back anything you have lost.

Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)

Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”

Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear

Me: Got thyla’d in midair-

Fjordhawk: You dropped this.

Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.

Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII

Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves

"Mom, can we have argy?"

"No, we have argy at home"

Argy at home:

This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby

If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.

Human “Man I can’t get my stuff back.”

Fjordhawk “ hold my beer.”

Aka helps get you loot when you die.