Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII
Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves
Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it
They will bring back anything you have lost.
Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)
Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”
Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear
Me: Got thyla’d in midair-
Fjordhawk: You dropped this.
Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.
This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby
"Mom, can we have argy?"
"No, we have argy at home"
Argy at home:
If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.
/gamerule keepinventory true
Can’t be carried by anything else other than human.
*logic has left the chat*