Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the fjordhawk? Funny fjordhawk jokes submitted by ARK players.
So i was tryna tame one for the first time, i started killing things around and a lot of the little guys were eating and their taming bars were going up slowly but surely, but then i noticed they kept going back to zero % every few seconds, i didnt understand and i got really angry, THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY SINOMACROPS THAT KEPT SCREAMING AT THEM AND RESETING THEIR TAMING, so if you have a sino just turn off its "auto Scream" if you have it on.
Oh, can we please not have another shoulder mount?
With wildcard?
NOW WAY!!!
Otters, jerboas, smaller mammals are there too, even that goofy emolga is arriving to be friends with you,
Poop throwing monkeys they aren't of much use,
Even a vulture that makes you feel mentally abused!
CLIMB ABOQRED WITH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS
Now we added a haAWWk-uh!
CLIMB ABOARED WiTH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS!
Made by Beanzles
Supposed to be a magic school bus parody