(fake)Tip: you knock it out using tranqs (100% real)

And this beautiful creature looks my bearded dragon if he had 10 grams of steroids every day for a week

I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

OMG IS THAT MY DOG🙏💀✨❤️🫠 I CANT BELIEVE IT

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

My pet chameleon on steroids.

Llke if this should be on the map down Llke if it shouldn't

bro slobers more than my dog

This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂

Hardest creature to tame on aberation