I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

My pet chameleon on steroids.

This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂

Na they hed the coolest crocodile behind money

Did my Moschops evolve?

— plastic bag

Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u

Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someone’s gonna die tonight