Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
My pet chameleon on steroids.
I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someoneβs gonna die tonight
I love this stupid idea I have for when I have the game in 3 days and thatβs using it like a bike and Iβm thinking of making pens for them and Iβm going to say for its sign sand bike garage.
If you want the creature but at really high lv let me just say your recreating a NUKE π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£
my mom when I open the fridge for a snack at 11:00 pm(when its underground)
I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
It looks like my cat after it fell in the bath
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ