Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Stories Tips
What are some stories about the dragon? Memorable dragon stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
DTG, just allow me to adjust the straight end of your tie a few inches downwards and explain to you, that you are about to shut up and stop this,
Or elsssssssssssse*
. . .
*or else I force you to sign a lot of paperwork that decrees you may never speak outside of writing stories again,
And will except whatever punishment is decided by the intersectional enforcement of nerdness,
And then I'll put that paperwork in a blender and force you to eat it, before rebuilding it and making you sign it again,
In your own blood,
Before informing you that blood melts paper not specifically designed to be written on with blood,
Before informing you that the reason for this is not enough blood,
Before you look around and notice the cleverly laid trap that will drop an array of medieval weapons directly onto you if you move,
Before I go off with my hard earned peace and quiet before borwsing my cerebral Google to see the best recipes to cook peace and quiet for dinner.
~signed in liquid boredom, headache juice, and a helping of shuddupangodawayfrever(it's a brand of ink I found in my left cerebrum, I have to visit there
a lot what with the whole writing fictional stories about dragons with extensive lore I made last week)
Poecilotheria metallica.
Ps.
GO WRITE SOME POETRY, BUY A GOAT, GENETICALLY ENGINEER BLOODSUCKING MURDER BUGS THAT WILL DESTROY CIVILISATION,
DO ANNNNNNNNYYTHINT, JUST SCRAM
Hey guys! I just finished my final chapters of revenge of the overseer. Also the dtg seasnake arguments have to stop
1: your ruining everyone’s page
2: your not making any friends.
3: I thought we were a team! No civil wars!
4: you guys are getting kind of annoying
5: your probably going to make a smart Alec comment about this.
6: if your going to continue just isolate yourselves in a kibble page so the rest of us can just chill.
Skronk
DTG, this is myself, "writing fancy" is part of my personality, same as writing weird stories about dragons and SSSSSsssssshhhinyyyyyyy SSSSSSSSSsssssstufff isssSSSS nicccccee,
If I didn't write fancy and have a questionable interest in shiny things, I wouldn't be myself, same as if you didn't want Storm to be a pinâta and be somewhat obsessed with the word watermelon(no offence) you wouldn't be yourself,
Also, don't waste your time apologising, firstly, it's kind of weird to be apologised, secondly, you didn't start the argument, your interpretation of my words regarding the intellect of extinct pigeons started the argument, I was saying my opinion, your opinion was different and we should both just have left eachother with our opinions on dodos and not got seasnake and skronkmonster dragged into this argument.
One more thing, don't take this badly, I tend to say things meant well but, well, I quote you ages ago when I was on the first twenty chapters of Draconis tales and not yet P. metallica and you were somewhere way back in the history of dodo tales, "it's hard to make writing have a tone" and, if you do take this badly, sorry in advance, I'd take this badly too.
If your life is bad, don't curl up in a corner and have arguments with people halfway across the planet,
Get up and bear it, it won't help to hide from your problems, they'll always find you, you only have a finite time on this world and nobody knows what happens after that, so live your life before it's too late.
~Poecilotheria metallica.
Ps. Skronkmonster, if you're not a she a he or an it, I'm now referring to you as s'hthet(a mixture of she he they and it, pronounced roughly as SS-heethet)
Sorry, slight correction for myself:
Budda didn't say the meaning of life is suffering directly, but he said that suffering is a big part of life, which is pretty much the same thing.
Suffering is PART of the meaning of life, but NO THE MEANING OF LIFE IS NOT
"to be joyful and live happier ever after"
DON'T START WITH THAT CRAP...
-DTG
Everyone in a nutshell in DTG's perspective (me)
Seasnake: you want him to live? TOO BAD!!!
Nazgûl: bro you spelled my name wrong, it's easy as hell it's just spelled: sheheixuuegriofichevdochehjfj,
Totally easy
Shronkmonster: IDK, we haven't met
Bob: guys, wait two weeks please
Swamp guy: ...
TSP: here I'll use your characters...and kill them.
A helpful tip should include a few more words guy: ☠
Literally everyone:
oH i'M oN tHe eAsT
My response: o__o
-you're not funny
"GET BACK IN THE BOX"
-no
"Get in the damn box"
-NO
"This isn't supposed to be about you!"
-too bad
"Tell us your perspective then"
-ok
-DTG: idiot
-everyone else: "free list guy please"
"..."
"Please go"
-I made a custom storm pinata after I got out of Mongolia
"that wasn't Mongolia"
-yes it was
"I'm not gonna argue"
"I don't need a custom pinata...I already have one"
-NO
"YES"
"Time to die"
-AHHHHHHH
DTG, firstly brain size is NOT a good proxy for intelligence, take this for example, a macaw has a brain the size of an unshelled walnut, while a macaque monkey has a brain the size of a lemon, but the parrot still has more neurons in it's forebrain, the part of the brain associated with intelligence, so even if it has a smaller brain, the macaw could still score a higher IQ than the monkey,
Plus, pigeons aren't idiots, there is substantial evidence that they are as smart as an average monkey if not smarter, just like their distant macaw relatives, in fact, pigeons brains are very similar to primate brains, albeit missing one thing, but they get around that handicap by concentrating their neurons elsewhere, and, obviously, you know that you are a primate, sure, you've come a long way from a macaque, but, honestly, most of the adaptations humans have made were useless, we have horribly weak little immune systems, our hearts fail at the slightest provocation, we get food poisoning from eating raw meat, we're pretty much naked compared to our primate ancestors, our tails are gone seriously, in any situation, three hands are better then two, we have silly teeth, I mean, really, look at the teeth of a mandrill, could a human crack open a coconut with their teeth? THAT IS A VERY USEFUL SKILL IF YOU'RE STUCK ON A SMALL ISLAND,
Sadly, humans are essentially favouring our "intelligence" which is diminutive to say the least, I mean,
would killer whales cause global warming?
Would crows have nuclear wars?
Would Komodo dragons bomb eachother over shiny yellow metal?
Would octopuses chop down ancient forests?
Would capuchins exterminate innocent, helpless species?
Would they?
The answer is, of course, NO. They would not OUR SPECIES IS AN OUTRAGE! Honestly I think I'm going to secede from this species!
JUST OUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU QUESTION HOW WE'VE SURVIVED MILLIONS OF YEARS! IMAGINE WHAT VERY INTELLIGENT ALIENS MIGHT BE THINKING IF THEY'RE WATCHING OUR PLANET!, ACTUALLY, AS I'M SAYING THIS HERE, what happened to earth in the ARK universe isn't that far fetched, we could easily discover an alien material, be all OOOOH, SOMETHING ELSE TO POLLUTE OUR MIRACULOUSLY LIFE SUPPORTING PLANET WITH, and destroy earth fighting over the stuff. Anyway, enough pointing out Hyman's flaws
My point is, pidgeons are actually smart, so dodos are actually smart, plus, dodos did NOT go extinct for a good reason, they were wiped out by, guess what. . . YES YOU GOT IT, HUMANS,
Homo sapiens wiped out the dodos, the golden frogs, the passenger pigeons, the thylacines, even the seven meter long apex predator Varanus priscus and the great furred elephants of the ice age, and countless others, and has there ever been a moment of silence for the steller's sea cow? Or the Pyrenean ibex? Or the ivory billed woodpecker? Or the white rhino? Or the warrah? Or the great auk? I could go on and on, ALL of those, and many more, were exterminated by this species,
Dodo's extinction wasn't natural selection, IT WAS GENOCIDE
IN FACT, I will quote a reliable source
"the dodo was well adapted to it's environment"
~Poecilotheria metallica
(And yes, those are my actual feelings on humanity)
-PS sorry I trailed off into endless ranting about humanity, but it sometimes can't be helped,
The Lord of Flames Part 23
The Dragon roared with such force that the whole pit erupted with lava that pretty much came out of nowhere. The lava cooled down, forming a new staircase. “FIRST THE CRYSTAL WYVERN QUEEN, NOW MY SPECIES?!? MY SPECIES?!?!?!?” Then it was the Crystal Wyvern Queen’s turn to wrestle the Dragon…
They found the Manticore in the dining room. “I see you have managed to come. We should not waste our time here… waste our time elsewhere? Yes…” The Manticore caused an earthquake that terraformed the entire Scorched Lands. The terrain swirled in to create a massive amphitheater. Every living thing on every ark were teleported to any available seat. The Overseer was teleported to the First Class area.
In the middle of the platform stood the Guardians, with the Manticore on a randomly-made throne in front of them…
The Lord of Flames Part 22
“My overseers. It’s been two decades and it’s like you want to destroy them in a millisecond.” Lysrix had to wrap the Crystal Wyvern Queen into a cocoon to stop her. “Ugh it’s a bit uncomfortable in here. I need to brea-“ Lysrix ripped open the part of the cocoon covering the Crystal Wyvern Queen’s face. “OW!”
The Guardians had to walk through a bunch of rooms before they found the stairs… which happened to be broken. At the bottom of the pit lay hundreds of skeletons that seemed to resemble the Dragon. It took him only a few seconds to realize that the Manticore genocided the Dragons to endangerment…
The Lord of Flames Part 4
Before any of the Ark Guardians could set foot in one of the side rooms, a deep, raspy voice boomed, “WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?” The Dragon suspected it would have came from the main tunnel. And he was right. Because a figure seemed to approach them from inside the main tunnel. Then it was revealed to be the Manticore. “Hello, old friends.”
The Manticore also revealed he had other guests, such as an heir to Moeder called Morphine, a Titanosaurus called Titaniar, and an Astrodelphi. After wandering around for a long time, Lysrix summoned a thousand spiders and ordered them to cover The Dragon’s body as a prank. But the Dragon realized it anyway and the spiders retreated. The Manticore was about to announce something, but just then, an Alpha Deathworm lunged at Crystal Wyvern Queen and nearly bit her in half…
The Lord of Flames Part 3
Eventually the Dragon and his comrades walked up to a cave in the corner of the area. Suddenly the air seemed to be sucking Lysrix in. Then Lysrix dissapeared into the darkness. Then Crystal Wyvern Queen and Dragon were next. Crystal Wyvern Queen hung on to Dragon as he held to a spike, but it broke, and then they were gone.
The next thing the Dragon knew, he was in what seemed to be a large palace. But then his falling body finally touched the ground and he felt like everything inside him was aching. He caught Crystal Wyvern Queen in one hand and Lysrix in the other, fearing that if he did not catch them they would perish. We need to explore this place.