this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Hello new players this is the easiest animal to tame it was my first tame
I recommend you look for some mojos and then find one of these that spawn in the red woods near the swamp

Dragon: *sees noob doing a chicken dance*
Dragon: “I’m going to a different server”

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Dragon has joined the chat

Wyvern has left the chat

Hiccup sees this
Hiccup puts out hand
Dragon chomp chomp

HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol

Classmates: a dinosaur can’t kill a dragon
ARK survival evolved developers: hold my coffee.

Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-

"Name your new tame!"

... Cheater.

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,


The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

My cousin and I- kills dragon
My BFF new to ARK- I KILLED A DODO

Friend in ark:hey dude let’s fight what ever is in this obilesk
Me:not that one maybe we can do the ice titan
Friend:nah that’s for baby’s
Me:fine go fight your doom and demise
Friend:*starts battle* what’s so bad about thi-
Friend:FLIP

Dragon:me best boss ever
Dodorex:OY WADDA SAY
Dragon:GUD BYE
Dodorex:just what I thought

I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into reality’ and realize you died at step 1

He protect

He attack

But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!

Wyvern: I am the most powerful being on ARK!!

Dragon has joined the game.

Wybern has left the game.

An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

Zuko: the first firebenders were dragons
Aang: that’s cool I want one 2 teach me
Zuko: there extinct
Me: I wish

Me:I’m gonna beat this thing
The dragon:RUN
Me:BYE
Dragon:nope
Me: dead KO

Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.