this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Uhh sould sans fight that thing up if sould down if not

Me: Spyro my guy
Dragon: uh I’m not Spyro
Me: well shit

Wyvarn: uhh sould I eat this?
T. rex: sure
Wyvarn eats crack
Dragon ( aka wyvarn): uhhh what the hell
T. rex left

Me: stop getting into danger dude!!!
Friend: last one I promise
Me: runs
Friend: wth dude?!?!
Dragon: ok I’m gonna eat you now
Friend: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......... ( dies)

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,


The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

He protect

He attack

But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!

Wyvern: I am the most powerful being on ARK!!

Dragon has joined the game.

Wybern has left the game.

I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into reality’ and realize you died at step 1

Ok who put this where and where does it live ima tame it TELL ME WHERE IT LIVE NOW OR DIE MOTHERF*CKRS

Thanos when he looses his infinity goblet lol

Basically it’s a wyvern that snorted some crap and is on infinity high

My little brother believes in dragons. I hope he’s wrong.

Me: ok it’s not that bad it’s just a dragon you’ve done it before
Brain: oooooooooooohhhhhhhh ssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt
Me: what
Brain: we’re all going to get killed
Me realizing that this is true: well shit

An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.

All you need is a funny donkey who is friends with a green fellow to tame this dragon up

It’s Favor of tame is //forcetame

Now we just need a crab with a top hat and a monocle