this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Dragon = my wife on her period, stay away! Everything you do is absolute wrong.

Put my son as a sword, my daughter as a shield,,bad idea, they ended crying standing facing wall. Me? Spend a night on a couch with thin blanket.

Me: gets a max level poison wyvren egg and escapes

The 3 other wyvrens at the exit: allow us to introduce ourselves

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..

The dragons will come.

When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..

The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,

Wings of wyvern will come to you.

The largest egg in the mountain high,

Will give you a giga's word for sky.

Dug deep in the mud,

A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,

And hidden alone from the rival snails,

The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-

The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,

His destiny is to be stronger and higher,

He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,

Five eggs for the humans to down their might,

The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

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HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.

1. Force tame it

2. Paint it black

3. Set on agresive

4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )

5. Sit back and relax

6. Watch all the players die

7. Get pop corn

8. Get Pepsi

9. Just watch em die

10. Enjoy it.

Lol

Remember Spyro the Dragon? This is him now, feel old yet?

Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-

"Name your new tame!"

... Cheater.

Wait… how tall is this thi- 66+ft tall realizes that darkstalker from WOF is 66+ft *paints dragon black* DARKSTALKER IS THAT YOU?!?!

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.

Hiccup sees this

Hiccup puts out hand

Dragon chomp chomp

Let me tell you some advise RUN

I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into reality’ and realize you died at step 1

Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.

He protect

He attack

But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!

Now we just need a crab with a top hat and a monocle

It kind kinda looks like a wings of fire OC

P:S I actually L O V E the design

Wyvern: I am the most powerful being on ARK!!

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Wyvern: I am the most powerful being on ARK!!

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