this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Real men tame an army of dodo's and kill the dragon

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..

The dragons will come.

When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..

The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,

Wings of wyvern will come to you.

The largest egg in the mountain high,

Will give you a giga's word for sky.

Dug deep in the mud,

A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,

And hidden alone from the rival snails,

The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-

The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,

His destiny is to be stronger and higher,

He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,

Five eggs for the humans to down their might,

The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Dragon has joined the chat

Wyvern has left the chat

HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.

1. Force tame it

2. Paint it black

3. Set on agresive

4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )

5. Sit back and relax

6. Watch all the players die

7. Get pop corn

8. Get Pepsi

9. Just watch em die

10. Enjoy it.

Lol

Anyone thinking Wings of Fire? Anyone?

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

Bola your mate and run for dear life

⏫️ if you’ve noticed that most of the dragon tips are wings of fire references.

Dragon:I AM THE STRONGEST OF ALL-

King titan:you were saying?

Dragon: *dragon left the game*

I forcetamed one and called it Smaug lol. point at the sky if you get the reference.

Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.

Remember Spyro the Dragon? This is him now, feel old yet?

Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-

"Name your new tame!"

... Cheater.

Now we just need a crab with a top hat and a monocle

A lot of the poems are Wings of Fire references incase you don’t know. It’s a great book I love it (lier, they are obsessed with it) The Up so noobs kno what book to read

I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into reality’ and realize you died at step 1

Passive tame. Put mejoberries in the last slot and feed him.

Hiccup sees this

Hiccup puts out hand

Dragon chomp chomp

He protect

He attack

But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!