What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sumone wrote queen glory when angry but she would be red if furious and orange and red if angry but anyway she would still be beautiful IM A BIG FAN OF WINGS OF FIRE
Wouldn’t force tame be nice if noobs could use it? If they did the ark would be dead and overrun with dodos. This would be considered vital to fighting them and their dobos
Passive tame. Put mejoberries in the last slot and feed him.
It looks like a night wing sky wing hybrid from wings of fire
this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life
Ever read wings of fire? Give the dragon a scroll and maybe some glasses. I don’t think he’s blind though….
Anyone thinking Wings of Fire? Anyone?
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
Wings of fire is my whole purpose in life I made my own wings of fire book lol. But anyways WOF ( wings of fire not wall of flesh lol )
This looks like morrowseer from wings of fire🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dragon has joined the chat
Wyvern has left the chat
A lot of the poems are Wings of Fire references incase you don’t know. It’s a great book I love it (lier, they are obsessed with it) The Up so noobs kno what book to read
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Dodo lvl 2: mmmmm yummy berry's
Dilo lvl 10: yay dodo for lunch
Dodo lvl 2: mother can u help me
Dodo rex lvl 1000: ok *kills dilo*
Dilos friends: calls dragon
Dragon: why are u running
Dodo rex: oh crap
Dodo lvl 2: hi *walks to dragon pecks it*
Dragon has been murdered
If u ever encounter this...
Only Dovahkiin can save you.
An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.
Me- 18 spinos 1 piggy 1 yuty
My cousin- i like creative 1000000000000 level dodo
Remember Spyro the Dragon? This is him now, feel old yet?
Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-
"Name your new tame!"
Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.