Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life
Hello new players this is the easiest animal to tame it was my first tame
I recommend you look for some mojos and then find one of these that spawn in the red woods near the swamp
I recommend you look for some mojos and then find one of these that spawn in the red woods near the swamp
Dragon: *sees noob doing a chicken dance*
Dragon: βIβm going to a different serverβ
Dragon: βIβm going to a different serverβ
Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dragon has joined the chat
Wyvern has left the chat
Dragon has joined the chat
Wyvern has left the chat
Hiccup sees this
Hiccup puts out hand
Dragon chomp chomp
Hiccup puts out hand
Dragon chomp chomp
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
Classmates: a dinosaur canβt kill a dragon
ARK survival evolved developers: hold my coffee.
ARK survival evolved developers: hold my coffee.
Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-
"Name your new tame!"
... Cheater.
"Name your new tame!"
... Cheater.
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
My cousin and I- kills dragon
My BFF new to ARK- I KILLED A DODO
My BFF new to ARK- I KILLED A DODO
Friend in ark:hey dude letβs fight what ever is in this obilesk
Me:not that one maybe we can do the ice titan
Friend:nah thatβs for babyβs
Me:fine go fight your doom and demise
Friend:*starts battle* whatβs so bad about thi-
Friend:FLIP
Me:not that one maybe we can do the ice titan
Friend:nah thatβs for babyβs
Me:fine go fight your doom and demise
Friend:*starts battle* whatβs so bad about thi-
Friend:FLIP
Dragon:me best boss ever
Dodorex:OY WADDA SAY
Dragon:GUD BYE
Dodorex:just what I thought
Dodorex:OY WADDA SAY
Dragon:GUD BYE
Dodorex:just what I thought
I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into realityβ and realize you died at step 1
He protect
He attack
But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!
He attack
But above all,he gives you HEART ATTACK!!
Wyvern: I am the most powerful being on ARK!!
Dragon has joined the game.
Wybern has left the game.
Dragon has joined the game.
Wybern has left the game.
An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.
If u ever encounter this...
Only Dovahkiin can save you.
Only Dovahkiin can save you.
Zuko: the first firebenders were dragons
Aang: thatβs cool I want one 2 teach me
Zuko: there extinct
Me: I wish
Aang: thatβs cool I want one 2 teach me
Zuko: there extinct
Me: I wish
Me:Iβm gonna beat this thing
The dragon:RUN
Me:BYE
Dragon:nope
Me: dead KO
The dragon:RUN
Me:BYE
Dragon:nope
Me: dead KO
Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.