My little brother believes in dragons. I hope he’s wrong.

When you think you’re getting wyvern milk...

I have 3 step strategy step 1 run up to it with a refill with Trank darts step 2 put tons of narcotics in it step 3 snap into reality’ and realize you died at step 1

Me: ok it’s not that bad it’s just a dragon you’ve done it before
Brain: oooooooooooohhhhhhhh ssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt
Me: what
Brain: we’re all going to get killed
Me realizing that this is true: well shit

All you need is a funny donkey who is friends with a green fellow to tame this dragon up

oh gosh people are praying to raptor jesus

Me (this is going to be a pease of cake.

1 second later screams.

Me: Kills Broodmother and Megapithecus
Time to go fight dragon with my Spinos
Dragon: Spits fireball
Me: HELP ME SHREK AND RAPTOR JESUS, IT KILLED MY ARMY
Prayers to Captain Flynn (my Yutyrannus) and my Spino army 😢
Gonna admin command the dragon trophy and skip straight to Overseer

I was fighting that little crappy man and lost almost everything to get it to low health. I had 2 more rexes and my Argie. It was about to die then disaster. My controller died and I was divebombing towards the lava. You can guess what happened next.

If you began to fight it pray to rapter
Jesus

oh gosh people are praying to raptor Jesus

An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.

Last Boss! Oh this should be easy!

Me legitimately three seconds into the fight: DEAR GOD ITS EATING MY ARMY OF COMPYS

Help it ate my mother.





























Help me get her back plz

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.

Step 1 bring your fist step 2 run up to it Step 3 snap the heck out and realize your in the flipping
dead screen.1 second later me."throws my tv in outside the 4 floor window and jumps with it.

Me:*Puts out and for dragon*
Dragon:*bites hand off* 😋 yuuuummmmyyyy hoomen
Me:oh sh**

My unicorn noooooo!!!😭😭😭😭 you monster!

Raptor Jesus will save you from his cousin that grew wings and bent a bit playing video games and yet how does he keep balance???????