Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Stories Tips

What are some stories about the dragon? Memorable dragon stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
Fine, because you can't end this because of your massive f*CKING ego, here are the ways you can stop it:
Commit any capital crime,
Or
Cut off your fingers so you can't write, that will also remedy what you said about writing stories a while ago,
Or
Invent a time machine and travel two hundred years in the future. If the air's still breathable and there's more life than primitive bioods and bacterial ooze, you could even stay there.
Poecilotheria Dunwithisforeversobuzzoffallica
If we could end the argument
And give Seasnake her section back, that'd be great. And I wasn't arguing BECAUSE I was having a hard time IRL, I was just being slightly more rude, that's why I apologized.
Ignore the last few points I made, I didn't know you wanted to end this when I wrote them...
Also, I'm not curled up in the corner. What do you think i am, suicidal?
I'm not nearly at that level of hard times.
And keep in mind, you're also arguing with someone "halfway across the planet" too, NOT JUST ME.
But anyway...
Let's end this...
*shakes hands from 6 feet away*
Also I like what you called shronkmonster...
Wait...
I haven't said my gender yet either...
😱
DON'T CALL ME THAT...
PLEASE!
-DTG, who finally found the silver dye section...
Daeodonia will be part of the republic of Dodo tales eventually...
It must!
Hi. It's Queen_Dragon123. Sorry I haven't been writing storys the past few days. But my story for today is, well, dragon related. On The Island, I tamed a dragon, a sabertooth, amargasaurus, magmasaur, unicorn, a fire, lightning, poison, ice, and tek wyvern, etc. My dragon has no name yet. But I have decided to become a dragon rider, and my mom, my mom's friend, and some of my friends all are wyvern riders. (my 2 friends I live w/) Oh! I also tamed 2 shadowmanes! :)
*SPEAKS CALMLY. DO NOT HURT MEH*
Seasnake, stay outta this please, it's practically over, you don't even know what we're arguing about (I dont even know, lol).
this is so pointless and I know it, yet I'm just gonna let PM keep try to...idk...
Be perserverent. Or PM could listen to my peace idea, either way I get something I want ;)
*turns to p metallica*
I recommend peace, it would be easier for both of us and you know it
Although, I'd continue this crap if you want.
Why does p metallica say: ~
When I always do: -
-NO STEALING MY NAME PLEASE.
I AM THE ONLY DTG.
(Draconis tales guy) = DTG
(Dodo tales guy) = DTG
Oh, I guess it makes sense,
BUT STILL NO.
Oh DTG, they are crappy stories. It's a good story to read though because it's short and packed with action. It's a bad story in, well, stories, because they lack much description, like many of these stories do, they're short because they pretty much only hold like one clip instead of "a whole episode". Also, you didn't really take time to build up your characters into huge personalities. I can understand why P. Metallica said that. Just explaining to you why I would agree.
-seasnake
*plants tree*
*speaks calmly and slowly*
From our hatred, our thoughts, our passions, this tree shall grow, turning this graveyard of a section slowly back to the way it was, as these pointless sentences are washed away.
I hope that even after all this crap, we can rebuild. I hope that we can finish what Christmas could not. I hope that in time, we can hate each other less.
For example:
Although they may be perserverent efforts sometimes, I admire how you don't friggin' stop fighting until the end.
Now come, everyone in the dragon section, as we forget about pigeons, we forget about insulting everyone, an we forget about the last word. These things only drove us all apart, but this tree of forgiveness can mend our problems.
Find answers.
Find hope.
-DTG, who has for some reason become a zen master, or something.
Common knowledge, finally something we can agree on,
But. . . Are you just really weird, because. . .
HOW. . .
How do you consider what is probably the most dooted and praised fanfiction on here as "crappy stories"? THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FAECES ON THEM, so they aren't even crappy, damn. . .
I yet again forgot how Americanised language works. . .
~Poecilotheria simplify your language colonials. It's too weird to even count as English any more!
In fact, I'm going to create a simple language out of the same words in this one just so you're as confused as we are over here:
Dog = yes
Foot = what
Chip = really
Fiend = oh
Luck = didn't
Clover = I
Mayonnaise = know
Siren = no
Fox = ridiculous
Country = never
Question = skull
Triangle = odd/strange
Meat = lunacy
Human = is
Flatulence = this
Nerd = ugh(ugly when used as an adjective)
What = seaweed
Angel = ok
Account = write
Marzipan = preposterous
Salmon = amazing
Hepatitis = general exclamation, can mean anything from "that was incredibly strange" to "oh ****", for proper usage in a sentence
Hepatitis A = WHAT????!!
Hepatitis B = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HTDZHTSytsahtdautdU
Hepatitis C = ****
Horrifying = silence
Hello = goodbye
Goodbye = hello
Kitten = really
(May be expanded upon at a later date)
~Poecilotheria metallica