The Lord of Flames Part 2

Dragon was sitting next between Lysrix and the Crystal Wyvern Queen on a three-seater TEK ship to Scorched Lands. But as soon as they arrived everyone except Dragon was feeling uncomfortable. Lysrix immediately drank a bottle of water. Dragon, looking around before turning, said, “This is rather suspicio-“ A trio of Rock Elementals threw rocks at him. “WILL YOU QUIT IT YOU PEBBLE MEN?!?” He breathes fire on them. Crystal Wyvern Queen wandered off and came back with an anonymous invitation to a place called Estate Scorcher. Lysrix, feeling ashamed said, “It’s too bad that the both of you can fly, I could only WALK.” Dragon then replied, “You can hop on my back.” And then the three of them ventured towards Estate Scorcher…

Sorry my stories are so terrible I’m running out of ideas, so any tips?

TRM

THIS IS THE LAST FRICKING TIME, SHUT UP PM DTG, I THOUGHT THIS WAR WAS OVER

A pissed off raptor, TRM

At least it’s less of a absolute fanfic Hell here I like the stories: they’re the whole reason I go into this place: the arguing kill whoever started it.

An annoyed raptor, TRM

I’m in the no mans land here just fricking shut up all both of you DTG and PM, are just turning this place to a war, just shut up I’m a simple dude still tryna tame a fricking carnosaurus. I’m not a noob but I’m not full TEK, and I’m living, so no need for either some fricking pigeon or dragon.

Signed, TRM

This is more than a war you idiots, can you just eat a dragon egg then die, DTG and P. Mettalica.

TRM

DTG, you’re like we’re noobs and you a stego we just stole an egg from, highly accurate because you’re annoying.

TRM

There I was.. on the island seeing a dragon... I came and fought it like the idiot I am and then I was DED

I REFUSE, WEIRDNESS WILL PREVAIL.

Also, here's a paradox that in a complex way says

"draw by stalemate" here:

"Curry's paradox is a paradox in which an arbitrary claim F is proved from the mere existence existence of a sentence C that says of itself "if C, then F", requiring only a few innocuous logical deduction rules. Since F is arbitrary, any logic having these rules allows one to prove everything."

And I don't pretend, trust me, I do not pretend.

~Poecilotheria metallica. Isn't physics beautifully strange?

Note from }(•){:

If I appear somewhere then it is a sure sign that somebody has said a sentence that needs to be eaten within the last fourty eight hours.

Ok, don't even bother prolonging this.

*grabs luggage*

I don't want to do this anymore.

*hops onto the millennium falcon*

Bye I guess, I'm leaving the dragon section and probably never coming back!

"Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!"

*flies away*

-DTG

lamprey you should really not chill in here, meet me in Rockwell lol

-Seasnake

Dtg: makes a valid point

Pm: sHuT uP

Pm: makes a valid point

Dtg: actually makes a valid argument back instead of saying "shut up" like an actual moron.

Pm: I'm toTalLy cRuShinG yOu iN tHiS ArGuMenT

That's what I'm dealing with at this point

-DTG, the one and ONLY

Actually I dont "know it" because you're also the one that literally denied my peace tree, so your the one that should shut up.

-DTG

"JuSt sHuT uP yOu mOrOn"

Is probably the dumbest response I've heard this year (2021).

Oh, but your not supposed to shut up after rambling on and on, and STARTING THE DAMN ARGUMENT.

So your response to me calling you too sensitive was too be even more sensitive.

😑

-DTG

Just a tip here, I have tried to post two things here but they don’t appear! So I’ve come to the conclusion that if you post something at 9:00 or over there’s a high chance it won’t post. Well, there goes the things I posted here.

-Lamprey

How am I fueling the argument? I'm just chillin and correcting mistakes or using P Metallica's language. How, exactly????

-seasnake

P. Metallica, by you know what do you mean Skullhelms story?

-a slightly cheeky apex

That's good for you, because I've never joined it in Poecilotheria Metallica's life(which has been considerably shorter than my life seeing as I existed for a long time before I was Poecilotheria Metallica.

And I'm not a species of alien, I'm human, well, untill I seceded, now I'm attampting to be some sort of rodent.

~big blue spider.

*Casually puts the Poecilotheria Metallica queen in a jar and tells her to get back to the part of my personality that would gladly destroy the human race, before throwing her back into it just to be sure*

Seasnake. . . Can you explain exactly what "never skull is odd" means?

~DTG.

Ps.

You can tell by the ps that this is the "Draconis" DTG right?

Hehehe

Sorry, dodoTG, you'll have to be DTG I,

I'm technically DTG II because the only thing I've finished is Draconis tales, and I will gladly not have existed here on this place before you so I can be DTG II, because again, if you even mention you-know-what in meso,

I will kill you and stick your head on my wall as a trophy 🙂

That goes for anyone,

Great, I haven't memorised my own language, I have no idea what seasnake just said. . .

Something about. . .

DtG is revolting and I'm really confused?

I can't even find the thing where I put the language so I can't decipher that, 🤯 that represents my brain exploding from trying to remember my own language

Ps.

Oh and by the way Apex predator, I am still writing, I just do it more slowly, because I've got no idea EXACTLY how to write the next TIOTG chapter,

I know everything that happens in it, I just can't work out exactly how to write it, and you may have noticed that I'm a biiit of a perfectionist, what with the almost killing myself after seeing I made the dreaded typo.

~Poecilotheria metallica?

Oh yeah and, what alien species DTG? I have no memory of an alien species. . .

Is it you?. . .

Sorry, but it's probably true isn't it? . . .

Ok whatever you're human, that much is obvious.

Or the eyeballs?

By the way the eyeball still lives in a jar.

And anyway, eyeballs and aliens, they're just cute looking little sentence eating paradox fixers, well. . . Sort of cute looking

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Actually. . .

No they are entirely cute looking, just look at them!

Pps.

Hepatitis B.

Ppps.

DtG, I never said DIY arguments in general, I said the particular ones you made up, badly, you probably did steal them from the dumpster didn't you,

It's not exactly like you don't forget to elaborate on yours,

You just said "Darwin's theory of natural selection dictates that only those fit to survive will have offspring and therefore pass on their genes to the next generation of their species, dodos died, therefore, they must have been unfit to survive, therefore, stupid"

It's not like they can just look at humans and pigs and rats coming and say, "ooh. . . I'd better suddenly re-evolve flight and put my eggs in the trees if I want to survive that"

It takes millennia just to make a small change!

Let alone suddenly be able to counteract completely unknown species when you don't even understand the concept of predation!

Pppps.

Arrogant, you'd know a lot about that, wouldn't you.