Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-06T03:48:46+00:00

I punch it to knock out and tame i I killed it with my fists rip for dodo I wanted to tame

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-06T03:18:12+00:00

My gf freaked out one day because she bred her dodos and when the egg hatched there were 2. She didnt know there could be twins -_-

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-01T18:49:38+00:00

If Thou sees thou shall have spontaneous explosive death

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-23T05:54:44+00:00

BTW a lvl 9999 takes 82 basic kibble and 45:23 mins to tame plus takes 89 tranq darts and it’s stats it can take on a raptor

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-23T04:16:30+00:00

Oof if kill dodo oof oof oof oof

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-09T20:26:28+00:00

I’m in the middle of making a dodo army I have only 143s-150s

And I have 45 of em all I need is 99999999999999999 more dodos

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-09T20:24:08+00:00

DODOS ARE IMMUNE TO FALL DAMAGE SO MAKE C4 BOMBER DODOS THEY ARE THE BEST PVP ANIMAL EVER

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-09T18:59:30+00:00

The trick with these killers is to wack them just straight up wack the with a spear a hatchet even ur fist they will kill u if u don’t they will haunt u... trust me I had a tribe mate he became one of them... not good not good indeed

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-26T01:57:20+00:00

Legend has it that this creature used to be a human. Then the human tried to put pizza the hut

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-25T23:57:39+00:00

Me:*having more Than 30 dodos*

Cousin:*kills the weak dodos because he thinks they don't need*

Me:HOW DARE YOU HURT THAT HOLY ANIMAL!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-22T10:08:48+00:00

A pack of dodos wiped me and my tribe, we had a level 248 rex and 7 argys. Be really careful when approaching them they are the best dinos in ark :)

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-19T18:53:56+00:00

Bring 10 op level 90000000000000000000 dodos to fight king titan

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-12T14:24:20+00:00

When you see this dino, run away this dino is one punch man he one punches everyone with 9999999999999999999999 meelee damage hooe you pray to the dodo lords, or the dodo king will one punch eith its wings

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-12T08:33:11+00:00

So I was figuring how to breed and raise dodos and the first and only one I hatched because I’m lazy ,but anyway I got it to be a juvenile , but I forgot to feed it and it died . After 2 second of mourning in harvest it and what I got surprised me . I am sorry to inform you a to tell you juvenile dodos give prime meats so if any one is horrible enough to do this pls inform me

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-11T23:19:50+00:00

Best Dino in the game. Sooooooooooooo tame it

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-11T20:24:02+00:00

Hey guys, imagine if you had a dodo that was 0.01 or 20.00!

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-09T23:46:39+00:00

since dodos ate rocks we should find stones in their inventory

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-08T19:57:35+00:00

Hi

Hola

Wut chu doing

Still reading

Have a nice day

This is stupid

I'll stop now

SIKE

Now I'm done

OKI

Make sure to look at a wolf within and dodo talse

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-06T17:17:18+00:00

Ok, this is a cute little dodo right? Yeah well guess what!?!? Four of these things killed a Giga!

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-30T03:19:57+00:00

Every day we throw one in the volcano,as a ritual to creep the gigs gods from destroying our base