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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: NO MY GRIFFIN DEASORLOT!! Ark Gods: Huh it seem our player lost her lvl…

Me: NO MY GRIFFIN DEASORLOT!!
Ark Gods: Huh it seem our player lost her lvl 600 griffin deasorlot
Other Ark Gods: mmm and now she’s looking for a replacement
Other Ark Gods: let’s make all the griffins end with ot heheh
Ark Gods: what was its gender?
Other Ark Gods: Female
Ark Gods: THAN MAKE ALL THE OT’S FEMALES!
All Ark Gods: 🤣😈
Me: DEASORLOT WHYYYYYY
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...