Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Terence.
He was called Terence.
And by gosh darn he was the best bird that ever existed.
Rest in peace my little flightless friend.
*Piano Man playing quietly in the background*
Terence the Dodo. March 7th 2016-June 10th 2017
Will be sorely missed by his tribe.
He lived through many raids, yet a Bronto
ended his short yet sweet life.
Rest in Peace...
Dodo taming poem:
A bird that’s so small,
Sometimes they can be tall,
They don’t hurt
Not named Bert
The egg of it is spotty.
Also known as dotty.
But if it’s in the grass
It will not turn brass.
But it will lose its health.
Preferably in sand,
Not lots of wealth.
But a great companion for you.
Friendship is true!
No matter what it is.
It can be blue, too!
Guys! I found out dodo rexes made a song! check it out imma paste it right here and u can read!
Big fat chunky’s gonna eat u whole, big fat chunky’s went to the super bowl, big fat chunky’s got a camera roll, big fat chunky’s gonna feast ur soul, big fat chunky’s gonna bury you like a mole, big fat chunky’s ate some coal, big fat chunky’s hit the soccer goal, big fat chunky’s went shopping at kohl, big fat chunky mommy saw the clothes and went out of control, big fat chunky’s lost checkers to a troll, big fat chunky’s gonna eat you whole!