Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Terence.
He was called Terence.
And by gosh darn he was the best bird that ever existed.
Rest in peace my little flightless friend.
*Piano Man playing quietly in the background*
Terence the Dodo. March 7th 2016-June 10th 2017
Will be sorely missed by his tribe.
He lived through many raids, yet a Bronto
ended his short yet sweet life.
Rest in Peace...
I was just trying to make a tip so you guy could read it but no I hear scratching on my door and was it was a raccoon and was trying to open the door but I didn't know what it was at first and opened the door and It almost fell in the house. I have 2 doors and the screen on one of them is broken and raccoon was standing on that and then I opened the second door it fell so I got scared and slammed the door and it got stuck inside the 2 doors and I had to out the side door to the back door and release it. And now I'm scared to the door.
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Dodo taming poem:
A bird that’s so small,
Sometimes they can be tall,
They don’t hurt
Not named Bert
The egg of it is spotty.
Also known as dotty.
But if it’s in the grass
It will not turn brass.
But it will lose its health.
Preferably in sand,
Not lots of wealth.
But a great companion for you.
Friendship is true!
No matter what it is.
It can be blue, too!
I see dodo USED to be able to yeet a bronto halfway across the map, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM DO DAT AGIN,
Step one: tame dodo at start of game
Stap two: OoP dIrT dIS
Step tree: opGraDe dA bOi tO lEvL 5000
Step four: go find a giga, yeet ur lvl 5000 dodo at him and whatch as he get yeeted to mars