Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-28T21:44:56+00:00

I see dodo USED to be able to yeet a bronto halfway across the map, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM DO DAT AGIN,

Step one: tame dodo at start of game

Stap two: OoP dIrT dIS

Step tree: opGraDe dA bOi tO lEvL 5000

Step four: go find a giga, yeet ur lvl 5000 dodo at him and whatch as he get yeeted to mars

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-14T08:28:55+00:00

This is the strongest Dino somehow lmao a dodo 1 tapped me (probably cuz it was lvl 900 lol)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-01T22:43:45+00:00

What tip do you need bro? Just punch them and tintoberries

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-01T21:34:02+00:00

Zombie dodos eat meat wtf????????????!!!!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-31T02:43:12+00:00

I watched a video and it had...... DODO BOMBS 💣💣💣🧨🧨🧨 Yep it’s simple just tame a useless dodo and put C4 on it and throw it down at an enemy base and watch the magic happen BOOM BOOM BOOM 💥💥💥😝😝😝

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-23T19:10:37+00:00

Beware of the Giga killer

It will kill you’re giga so watch out

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-21T21:45:15+00:00

Me; IM GONNA PUNCH A DODO

Dodo; *pulls out a gun 🔫 and shoots me*

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-21T17:10:21+00:00

We need tek dodos this would be amazing

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-27T16:29:19+00:00

Terence.

He was called Terence.

And by gosh darn he was the best bird that ever existed.

Rest in peace my little flightless friend.

*Piano Man playing quietly in the background*

Terence the Dodo. March 7th 2016-June 10th 2017

Will be sorely missed by his tribe.

He lived through many raids, yet a Bronto

ended his short yet sweet life.

Rest in Peace...

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-08-17T12:43:18+00:00

This is the best raid dino and boss fighter in the ark.

——THE dude—-

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-08-11T10:48:20+00:00

Dodo is chicken we KFC we so hungry is only food is a dodo

Bruh we died form lvl 10k dodo is to powerful he can kill titano

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-27T09:04:49+00:00

These are the most dangerous things in the game if you have come across one they are savage an Oh wait I,m talking about the spinosarus dodo birds are … when I hate to say it but… dodo

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-19T00:49:54+00:00

The reason there on Ragnarok is because there so strong

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-16T14:38:34+00:00

Dodo taming poem:

A bird that’s so small,

Sometimes they can be tall,

They don’t hurt

Not named Bert

The egg of it is spotty.

Also known as dotty.

But if it’s in the grass

It will not turn brass.

But it will lose its health.

Preferably in sand,

Not lots of wealth.

But a great companion for you.

Friendship is true!

No matter what it is.

It can be blue, too!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-06T08:59:51+00:00

U cant tame u got to force tame its so hard to beat hardest boss ever… oh this is dodo not king titan

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-22T21:00:22+00:00

ChIkKn... ChIkKn? ChIkKn!

- BOb the massitude of pink slimes.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-30T02:06:33+00:00

Hehe

Dodo

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-26T22:01:43+00:00

The DODO is angry run or else if u new to the game they are blood thirsty carnivores and will murder u like shaggy from Scooby Doo they are so strong it one shot my giga as a level 1 stay far away and run if u see one

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-22T23:58:34+00:00

What if u don't own the dodo. WhAt iF iT oWnS u?!?

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-16T03:16:26+00:00

The true final boss of every Ark