Me find dodo then punch dodo then you see a dodo Rex and it’s like Mama then you die

Dodo-ooooo-odo-dddddoooodddoo-dodododdododododododod-do

If you hear this song pick run or RIP

Tribemate: Why are you taming so many dodos?

Also tribemate: An alpha rex just spawned nearby!

Me and my dodo army: Pffft, easy...

I think these lil shets are so god damn cute I CANT KILL EM ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BRING MY SELF TO KILL IT NOW I HAVE AN ARMY REEEEEEEEEE

Me: oh it’s a very big dodo! It’s just a big dodo my carno will kill it

Dodorex: poor choice man poor choice.

Dodorex; killed carno

Me: OH MY GOODNE-

Me;dies

Friendly tip if you see a dodo there is no point in running for it will attack on site and you can’t outrun it if you see one just accept death.

Dodos... at the beginning you think dodos are cute and weak. Half way through the game you know they are raptors in fluffy bird bodies.

This can kill a gigga if a coppy is like a gigga

I had a baby dodo then named him packer, he grew up big and healthy, (he killed 3 dilos) until a raptor got him, so for revenge I got baby Raptors and put them next to a wild therizino

Be careful these things are the driver of extinction of Arks if you wish to tame one you'll need 3450 shocking tranq darts for lvl 1 and 69420 for a level 10

I killed a dodo and guess what... da DodoRex attacked me early.

Guys! For all console/pc: FEAR EVOLVED IS ABOUT TO BE OUT! ZOOOMMMBBIIIIEE DODOS! PARTY AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS! (xbox has to wait until Monday..)

Me: I don’t think that’s good

Friend: I died many times this is not one that is bad

Me: I know it’s bad

Friend : whatever ( attacks dodo)

Me: ( Chans friend)

Friend: wtf?!?!?

Me: your loss

Friend is died

Friend left me: awww man

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Be glad dodos weren't mean, they grew up to 3 feet tall. Imagine 5 dodo roosters chasing you, all with spurs on there legs.

Want a good laugh? Tame a dozen high level. Put them on aggressive. Sit back and have fun watching the carnage. Until they go after a bronto.

Each time me and my brother play ark I make it my duty to tame a dodo he laughs at me I laugh at him when I have a dodo army

Just punch one until it reaches a low health and then imprison it and invite some friends, grab a pistol then sneak low and aim it the dodo's butt and then say execution of_____ in 5,4,3,2,1,BOOOOOOOM

Hurry there are no doors in the 🏜 keep in mind

My island is infested with the dangerous dodos! HELP!