Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I’m what you call an alpha destructor what else would be one? Because I…

I’m what you call an alpha destructor what else would be one?
Because I have:
The speed of a gallimimus
A sword that deals 624 damage
One shots therizinosaurs if they wake up from taming
Kills tames for attacking stuff that I don’t want them to
Mass taming
Toxicant arrows and tranq darts for days
What else can I do to my ark world?
I mean I hit a titanosaur at lvl 34
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...