Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
The dodo appears out of the sky Such a yummy snack for dilos The oviraptor…

The dodo appears out of the sky
Such a yummy snack for dilos
The oviraptor loves da egg it’s so easy to steal
Dodo getting bitten by dilos
Once it dies it appears back as a giant dodo
Picks up the dilo and throws it to hell
Steals the eggs the oviraptor took
Becomes a tiny dodo
BUT WITH THE POWER OF A GIG
BUT WITH POWER
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...