Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-07T21:27:36+00:00

Wait how are u gona get dodo feathers if they don’t drop from this thing

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-23T14:44:27+00:00

You can blow someone’s base up with it

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-03T14:19:50+00:00

Low level players if you see one of these do not try to tame they are to powerful they will destroy you

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-27T15:55:32+00:00

Who doesn’t love dodos??? I know I like em! Well you like them until you exceed your taming capacity and don’t know how to chronicle!!!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-18T02:03:19+00:00

In Soviet Russia, the dodo turns YOU into a bola.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-06T15:05:39+00:00

Most people kill dodos not me I worship dodos I want to make life better for the dodos

-the ultimate bob

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-05T21:13:53+00:00

There’s a dodo emoji now!

🦤 🦤 🦤 🦤

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-30T23:39:56+00:00

This thing is very powerful... if it’s level 9999 lol

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-30T16:09:46+00:00

Tame it with 15x balm and with kibble

By the way hard tame harder then the titan to tame

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-27T23:20:22+00:00

“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I said, showing my friend the random dodo I found.

I punched it a few times and it was knocked out, and fed it berries; I then explained how most of the dinosaurs are tamed like this.

“What are we going to name it?” I asked my friend, and they quickly typed in a five letter name.

“Timmy!” They exclaimed, picking up the dodo and throwing it at me. I looked at Timmy and saw that it’s name was pink, indicating that Timmy was female.

“But, Timmy is female..” I trailed off, seeing the look on my friend’s face.

“DID I STUTTER?”

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-05T18:47:21+00:00

Me find dodo then punch dodo then you see a dodo Rex and it’s like Mama then you die

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-03T21:07:55+00:00

Dodo-ooooo-odo-dddddoooodddoo-dodododdododododododod-do

If you hear this song pick run or RIP

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-22T10:07:17+00:00

Tribemate: Why are you taming so many dodos?

Also tribemate: An alpha rex just spawned nearby!

Me and my dodo army: Pffft, easy...

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-05-23T06:31:06+00:00

Dodos... the most majestic dinosaur in existence... WHO CARES IF MY BROTHER CALLS IT A BIRD!!!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-05-10T22:21:09+00:00

Dodo milk farm dodo feather farm dodo meat farm dodo fish farm dodo size farm dodo style farm DODO BIRD FARM

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-10T02:31:13+00:00

Dodos... at the beginning you think dodos are cute and weak. Half way through the game you know they are raptors in fluffy bird bodies.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-10T14:45:54+00:00

First get a dodo name it Borga then you have a whopper

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-23T18:21:44+00:00

This can kill a gigga if a coppy is like a gigga

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-31T01:35:26+00:00

I had a baby dodo then named him packer, he grew up big and healthy, (he killed 3 dilos) until a raptor got him, so for revenge I got baby Raptors and put them next to a wild therizino

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-13T01:09:49+00:00

Be careful these things are the driver of extinction of Arks if you wish to tame one you'll need 3450 shocking tranq darts for lvl 1 and 69420 for a level 10