I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy…

I wake up at ten and pick up my ipad*

Looks at jerry*

Talking to my friends with jerry*

Me: Can i tame 2 dodos?

Friend:ya ofc!

Me:YEY

A while later finding a dodo*

Me:it’s sadly smol but IDC

Tames*

Me:ANOTHER DODO!

Tames*

Me: can I tame another dodo Pwease?

Friend:NO

Me: idc what u say but imma tame a few more srry

After a while of taming 4 more dodos*

Me:alr I’m coming to the base to put my dodos

Left one of my dodo beans on follow*

Falls to water and dies to megas*

Me:NOOOOOOOO

Kills 5,000 megas*

Me:we serve ur wills for keeping me company

Salutes*

Me: can I Pwease tame another dodo?

Friend:NOOOOO

Me:i won’t take ur denies so I’ll tame one :>

Tames Harry 1.1

Me:sorry Harry im not replacing u but imma just tame another dodo to serve u

Makes all dodos follow*

Me:DODO SOLDIERS! SALUTE HARRY RN OR IMMA KILL YALL

Dodos:YES MAAM

Dodos salute*

Me:good job

Gives dodo berries and breeds dodos for shoulder dodos*

And yeah that’s my weird story I’ll continue it later when the news comes

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