Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy… I wake up at ten…

I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy…
I wake up at ten and pick up my ipad*
Looks at jerry*
Talking to my friends with jerry*
Me: Can i tame 2 dodos?
Friend:ya ofc!
Me:YEY
A while later finding a dodo*
Me:it’s sadly smol but IDC
Tames*
Me:ANOTHER DODO!
Tames*
Me: can I tame another dodo Pwease?
Friend:NO
Me: idc what u say but imma tame a few more srry
After a while of taming 4 more dodos*
Me:alr I’m coming to the base to put my dodos
Left one of my dodo beans on follow*
Falls to water and dies to megas*
Me:NOOOOOOOO
Kills 5,000 megas*
Me:we serve ur wills for keeping me company
Salutes*
Me: can I Pwease tame another dodo?
Friend:NOOOOO
Me:i won’t take ur denies so I’ll tame one :>
Tames Harry 1.1
Me:sorry Harry im not replacing u but imma just tame another dodo to serve u
Makes all dodos follow*
Me:DODO SOLDIERS! SALUTE HARRY RN OR IMMA KILL YALL
Dodos:YES MAAM
Dodos salute*
Me:good job
Gives dodo berries and breeds dodos for shoulder dodos*
And yeah that’s my weird story I’ll continue it later when the news comes
1 like= salute for Harry
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