Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dodo vs Titanosaur
Me: well no way do-
Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING
Me: what that’s a feature
Game:YOUR DODO HAS EVOLVED INTO THE MIGHTY THERIZINOSAURUS
Me:🥹 go dodo
Game:YOUR THERIZINOSAURUS IS EVOLVING INTO DODOWYVERN
Me: better get some popcorn
Dodowyvern: dies
Me: oh sa-
Game:YOUR DODOWYVERN HAS EVOLVED INTO DODOREX
Me:how…
Titanosaur: oh great heavens
The dodo appears out of the sky
Such a yummy snack for dilos
The oviraptor loves da egg it’s so easy to steal
Dodo getting bitten by dilos
Once it dies it appears back as a giant dodo
Picks up the dilo and throws it to hell
Steals the eggs the oviraptor took
Becomes a tiny dodo
BUT WITH THE POWER OF A GIG
BUT WITH POWER
I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy…
I wake up at ten and pick up my ipad*
Looks at jerry*
Talking to my friends with jerry*
Me: Can i tame 2 dodos?
Friend:ya ofc!
Me:YEY
A while later finding a dodo*
Me:it’s sadly smol but IDC
Tames*
Me:ANOTHER DODO!
Tames*
Me: can I tame another dodo Pwease?
Friend:NO
Me: idc what u say but imma tame a few more srry
After a while of taming 4 more dodos*
Me:alr I’m coming to the base to put my dodos
Left one of my dodo beans on follow*
Falls to water and dies to megas*
Me:NOOOOOOOO
Kills 5,000 megas*
Me:we serve ur wills for keeping me company
Salutes*
Me: can I Pwease tame another dodo?
Friend:NOOOOO
Me:i won’t take ur denies so I’ll tame one :>
Tames Harry 1.1
Me:sorry Harry im not replacing u but imma just tame another dodo to serve u
Makes all dodos follow*
Me:DODO SOLDIERS! SALUTE HARRY RN OR IMMA KILL YALL
Dodos:YES MAAM
Dodos salute*
Me:good job
Gives dodo berries and breeds dodos for shoulder dodos*
And yeah that’s my weird story I’ll continue it later when the news comes
1 like= salute for Harry
I’m what you call an alpha destructor what else would be one?
Because I have:
The speed of a gallimimus
A sword that deals 624 damage
One shots therizinosaurs if they wake up from taming
Kills tames for attacking stuff that I don’t want them to
Mass taming
Toxicant arrows and tranq darts for days
What else can I do to my ark world?
I mean I hit a titanosaur at lvl 34
I got an awesome idea which was to tame a dodo and level it up a LOT! I leveled up only health, damage, and speed. First I made it kill moschops and other dodos. Then I moved on to parasaurs. Then she was ready to kill a dilo. Then carbonemous. Then triceratops. Then raptor. Before long she could kill things like allos and rexes. I recommend you tame dodos in mobile to tease other players 😂
“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I said, showing my friend the random dodo I found.
I punched it a few times and it was knocked out, and fed it berries; I then explained how most of the dinosaurs are tamed like this.
“What are we going to name it?” I asked my friend, and they quickly typed in a five letter name.
“Timmy!” They exclaimed, picking up the dodo and throwing it at me. I looked at Timmy and saw that it’s name was pink, indicating that Timmy was female.
“But, Timmy is female..” I trailed off, seeing the look on my friend’s face.
“DID I STUTTER?”