Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of mass destruction will kill anything that moves. Not even a tek rex could defeat this terrible beast. To avoid being slaughtered by this horror: step 1: don’t make eye contact. 2: back away slowly. 3: hide and pray it does not find you. Other than this info, there is no escape from the evil that is the Dodo!!!
These are brutal creatures. If you ever encounter one, pray to the dodo gods, do NOT look into it’s eyes, back away slowly and hope the dodo gods heard your prayers… No for real I tamed one and I saw it kill and entire CARBONEMEYS
So pray to the dodo gods every time you go out of your base…
Dodo vs Titanosaur
Me: well no way do-
Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING
Me: what that’s a feature
Game:YOUR DODO HAS EVOLVED INTO THE MIGHTY THERIZINOSAURUS
Me:🥹 go dodo
Game:YOUR THERIZINOSAURUS IS EVOLVING INTO DODOWYVERN
Me: better get some popcorn
Dodowyvern: dies
Me: oh sa-
Game:YOUR DODOWYVERN HAS EVOLVED INTO DODOREX
Me:how…
Titanosaur: oh great heavens
They are the most deadliest creature even with mods.they have so fast speed and have op damage and hp I tried to make a weapon to kill them using mods it didn’t work or they are so dangerous.to tame the I have to blast them with 10000000 cannon balls and then feed them 85 crystal wyvern drops then u will achieve 0.00000000000001% of taming.this thing killed my all 5000000 of my max mutated gigas like there were nothing after I checked to see the dood hp from a 6 miles away it said it was level one.dont trie to mess with these monsters