Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-17T05:01:52+00:00

First day on valguero, I found a pink dodo so I tamed it and named it Flamingo. Now, he lives on top of my fridge.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2019-08-05T19:34:35+00:00

Dodos are adorable and cute and hairy

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-04T21:06:26+00:00

Made an army of these on a boosted server, took out an alpha rex. Named them all Chad

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-27T22:00:18+00:00

Why isn’t it in the bosses page

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-23T06:31:06+00:00

Dodos... the most majestic dinosaur in existence... WHO CARES IF MY BROTHER CALLS IT A BIRD!!!

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-08-10T14:45:54+00:00

First get a dodo name it Borga then you have a whopper

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-26T16:45:33+00:00

Easy tame. Bring a club and some mejoberries. REALLY THIS TIME!

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-24T01:02:45+00:00

Taming Dodos on the first day

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score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-14T21:47:47+00:00

I’m what you call an alpha destructor what else would be one?

Because I have:

The speed of a gallimimus

A sword that deals 624 damage

One shots therizinosaurs if they wake up from taming

Kills tames for attacking stuff that I don’t want them to

Mass taming

Toxicant arrows and tranq darts for days

What else can I do to my ark world?

I mean I hit a titanosaur at lvl 34

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-14T00:08:18+00:00

I got an awesome idea which was to tame a dodo and level it up a LOT! I leveled up only health, damage, and speed. First I made it kill moschops and other dodos. Then I moved on to parasaurs. Then she was ready to kill a dilo. Then carbonemous. Then triceratops. Then raptor. Before long she could kill things like allos and rexes. I recommend you tame dodos in mobile to tease other players 😂

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-10-23T18:21:44+00:00

This can kill a gigga if a coppy is like a gigga

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-18T02:03:19+00:00

In Soviet Russia, the dodo turns YOU into a bola.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-06T15:05:39+00:00

Most people kill dodos not me I worship dodos I want to make life better for the dodos

-the ultimate bob

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-05T21:13:53+00:00

There’s a dodo emoji now!

🦤 🦤 🦤 🦤

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-30T23:39:56+00:00

This thing is very powerful... if it’s level 9999 lol

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-30T16:09:46+00:00

Tame it with 15x balm and with kibble

By the way hard tame harder then the titan to tame

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-27T23:20:22+00:00

“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I said, showing my friend the random dodo I found.

I punched it a few times and it was knocked out, and fed it berries; I then explained how most of the dinosaurs are tamed like this.

“What are we going to name it?” I asked my friend, and they quickly typed in a five letter name.

“Timmy!” They exclaimed, picking up the dodo and throwing it at me. I looked at Timmy and saw that it’s name was pink, indicating that Timmy was female.

“But, Timmy is female..” I trailed off, seeing the look on my friend’s face.

“DID I STUTTER?”

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-05T18:47:21+00:00

Me find dodo then punch dodo then you see a dodo Rex and it’s like Mama then you die

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-03T21:07:55+00:00

Dodo-ooooo-odo-dddddoooodddoo-dodododdododododododod-do

If you hear this song pick run or RIP

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-22T10:07:17+00:00

Tribemate: Why are you taming so many dodos?

Also tribemate: An alpha rex just spawned nearby!

Me and my dodo army: Pffft, easy...