Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to encounter friendly Dodo and tame: 1st Rule: always have poison arrow and hide in bush while crouching. 2nd Rule: They are best creature and very useful to tame so must be quiet in bush. 3rd Rule: Run up to Dodo and shoot with Tranquilizer dart, Poison arrow, sword, very good spear and kill. if you want to tame chuck a bat at it and it will fall unconscious. Now to feed use all the food in game and you have pet dodo. They can kill: Raptors, 1243759916487 wyverns in one hit, Alicorn, T-Rex, snow owls, Griffen, Megalodon, jellyfish and dilophosaur.
Uses: defeat any boss, can breed hybrid crystal, mega super dodo and poop enough fertilizer in the world.
how to tame a dodo NOTE:IF YOU DONT HAVE TEK GEAR AND A TEK TRAP YOU CANT DO THIS
First you need to place 4 tek traps and steal the dodos egg and run then shoot the dodo with 20000 shocking tranq darts and feed it 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mejoberry's for a level one
They are the most deadliest creature even with mods.they have so fast speed and have op damage and hp I tried to make a weapon to kill them using mods it didn’t work or they are so dangerous.to tame the I have to blast them with 10000000 cannon balls and then feed them 85 crystal wyvern drops then u will achieve 0.00000000000001% of taming.this thing killed my all 5000000 of my max mutated gigas like there were nothing after I checked to see the dood hp from a 6 miles away it said it was level one.dont trie to mess with these monsters
Dodo vs Titanosaur
Me: well no way do-
Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING
Me: what that’s a feature
Game:YOUR DODO HAS EVOLVED INTO THE MIGHTY THERIZINOSAURUS
Me:🥹 go dodo
Game:YOUR THERIZINOSAURUS IS EVOLVING INTO DODOWYVERN
Me: better get some popcorn
Dodowyvern: dies
Me: oh sa-
Game:YOUR DODOWYVERN HAS EVOLVED INTO DODOREX
Me:how…
Titanosaur: oh great heavens
The dodo appears out of the sky
Such a yummy snack for dilos
The oviraptor loves da egg it’s so easy to steal
Dodo getting bitten by dilos
Once it dies it appears back as a giant dodo
Picks up the dilo and throws it to hell
Steals the eggs the oviraptor took
Becomes a tiny dodo
BUT WITH THE POWER OF A GIG
BUT WITH POWER
I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy…
I wake up at ten and pick up my ipad*
Looks at jerry*
Talking to my friends with jerry*
Me: Can i tame 2 dodos?
Friend:ya ofc!
Me:YEY
A while later finding a dodo*
Me:it’s sadly smol but IDC
Tames*
Me:ANOTHER DODO!
Tames*
Me: can I tame another dodo Pwease?
Friend:NO
Me: idc what u say but imma tame a few more srry
After a while of taming 4 more dodos*
Me:alr I’m coming to the base to put my dodos
Left one of my dodo beans on follow*
Falls to water and dies to megas*
Me:NOOOOOOOO
Kills 5,000 megas*
Me:we serve ur wills for keeping me company
Salutes*
Me: can I Pwease tame another dodo?
Friend:NOOOOO
Me:i won’t take ur denies so I’ll tame one :>
Tames Harry 1.1
Me:sorry Harry im not replacing u but imma just tame another dodo to serve u
Makes all dodos follow*
Me:DODO SOLDIERS! SALUTE HARRY RN OR IMMA KILL YALL
Dodos:YES MAAM
Dodos salute*
Me:good job
Gives dodo berries and breeds dodos for shoulder dodos*
And yeah that’s my weird story I’ll continue it later when the news comes
1 like= salute for Harry
I’m what you call an alpha destructor what else would be one?
Because I have:
The speed of a gallimimus
A sword that deals 624 damage
One shots therizinosaurs if they wake up from taming
Kills tames for attacking stuff that I don’t want them to
Mass taming
Toxicant arrows and tranq darts for days
What else can I do to my ark world?
I mean I hit a titanosaur at lvl 34
I got an awesome idea which was to tame a dodo and level it up a LOT! I leveled up only health, damage, and speed. First I made it kill moschops and other dodos. Then I moved on to parasaurs. Then she was ready to kill a dilo. Then carbonemous. Then triceratops. Then raptor. Before long she could kill things like allos and rexes. I recommend you tame dodos in mobile to tease other players 😂