Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I…
“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I said, showing my friend the random dodo I found.
I punched it a few times and it was knocked out, and fed it berries; I then explained how most of the dinosaurs are tamed like this.
“What are we going to name it?” I asked my friend, and they quickly typed in a five letter name.
“Timmy!” They exclaimed, picking up the dodo and throwing it at me. I looked at Timmy and saw that it’s name was pink, indicating that Timmy was female.
“But, Timmy is female..” I trailed off, seeing the look on my friend’s face.
“DID I STUTTER?”
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