“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I…
“Let’s tame this dodo over here so you can see what ARK taming is,” I said, showing my friend the random dodo I found.
I punched it a few times and it was knocked out, and fed it berries; I then explained how most of the dinosaurs are tamed like this.
“What are we going to name it?” I asked my friend, and they quickly typed in a five letter name.
“Timmy!” They exclaimed, picking up the dodo and throwing it at me. I looked at Timmy and saw that it’s name was pink, indicating that Timmy was female.
“But, Timmy is female..” I trailed off, seeing the look on my friend’s face.
“DID I STUTTER?”
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