Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dodo vs Titanosaur Me: well no way do- Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING Me:…

Dodo vs Titanosaur
Me: well no way do-
Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING
Me: what that’s a feature
Game:YOUR DODO HAS EVOLVED INTO THE MIGHTY THERIZINOSAURUS
Me:🥹 go dodo
Game:YOUR THERIZINOSAURUS IS EVOLVING INTO DODOWYVERN
Me: better get some popcorn
Dodowyvern: dies
Me: oh sa-
Game:YOUR DODOWYVERN HAS EVOLVED INTO DODOREX
Me:how…
Titanosaur: oh great heavens
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...